[QUOTE=xZippy;50918297]Facepunch is without a doubt my favorite forum, so I hate when dark secrets of mine get out, this includes...
• Me never winning a single physical battle of any kind against a girl.
• I sent a dick pic to a lot of people. The reception was surprisingly neutral, people said I had a "node". That's a chode and a nub mixed together.
• I was immediately kicked out of a football game because I asked what an "End Zone" meant, and all I did was shrug in confusion w̶h̶e̶n̶ if I caught the ball. I didn't even run anywhere once I had it.
• My trunks came off during a horrible backflip off a diving board. People saw the node again.
• I cry during every arm wrestling competition ever.
• I was kicked out of a baseball game because I'd always swing a bat perfectly vertically down. I don't have the strength to swing it any other way.
These are all things I don't want Facepunch knowing.[/QUOTE]
I literally knew about none of those until now
And I'll probably forget them tommorow
One of my relatives give me a pack of bacon.
Damn,its fucking good one,its pretty addicting.
Then this is the problem: i cant find it anywhere in this country,since majority is muslim,so the only way to obtain it is importing
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;50918500]I literally knew about none of those until now
And I'll probably forget them tommorow[/QUOTE]
Wait I forgot a couple.
• Some girl gave me a wedgie so hard it left a scar.
• Someone pantsed while I was wearing my very faded Scooby Doo boxers. I tried to telling people it was "part of an initiation" but that only intensified the laughter.
• I can't swim.
Luckily none of you guys know any of this because I won't tell you.
Zippy stop please :nope:.
Nothing says USA like wedgie.
[QUOTE=xZippy;50918653]Wait I forgot a couple.
• Some girl gave me a wedgie so hard it left a scar.
• Someone pantsed while I was wearing my very faded Scooby Doo boxers. I tried to telling people it was "part of an initiation" but that only intensified the laughter.
• I can't swim.
Luckily none of you guys know any of this because I won't tell you.[/QUOTE]
But now,you already tell us about these dark secrets
[QUOTE={TFS} Rock Su;50918681]Zippy stop please :nope:.[/QUOTE]
Dude don't :nope: me. Tell you what, tell me a secret of yours so I don't feel alone.
[QUOTE=Zufeng;50918742]But now,you already tell us about these dark secrets[/QUOTE]
Nah.
[QUOTE=xZippy;50918747]Dude don't :nope: me. Tell you what, tell me a secret of yours so I don't feel alone.[/QUOTE]
I can tell you one,but i dont want my name emblazoned in facepunch hall of infamy
I swear that I'm autistic with the dumb shit that slips out of my mouth sometimes.
Oh is the hospital closed on weekends because I don't go there on weekends? Of course it is! You might look like a complete idiot but at least you made your stepfather's day by saying "oh im pretty sure the hospital is closed on weekends".
If I could become mute, I would gladly take the option.
[QUOTE=VietRooster2;50918786]I swear that I'm autistic with the dumb shit that slips out of my mouth sometimes.
Oh is the hospital closed on weekends because I don't go there on weekends? Of course it is! You might look like a complete idiot but at least you made your stepfather's day by saying "oh im pretty sure the hospital is closed on weekends".
If I could become mute, I would gladly take the option.[/QUOTE]
Same here,often times,i got in trouble,or causing a simple trouble into complex one,because im a loose canon when it come to talking
Goddamnit,wish if i can remove this traits
My mum went to a Chinese restaurant today. She asked for her food, and waited 45 minutes and nothing. The people next to her arrived after her and got their food before her. She asked why, and the waiter said this with a straight face: "We serve Chinese customers first." what??
She is too nice a lady to leave an angry customer complaint, but when I heard I was mad as fuck.
[QUOTE=meek;50919028]My mum went to a Chinese restaurant today. She asked for her food, and waited 45 minutes and nothing. The people next to her arrived after her and got their food before her. She asked why, and the waiter said this with a straight face: "We serve Chinese customers first." what??
She is too nice a lady to leave an angry customer complaint, but when I heard I was mad as fuck.[/QUOTE]
If i were your mom,i already file a complaint because he/she is fucking racist
I keep on holding my breath without meaning to while I am focused on something. I do not really mind it, but it scares the shit out of everyone I know.
And I cannot stop it from happening too, it's like as if my body cannot actually handle breathing and focusing on something at once.
It's fuckin' weird.
Car nuts are cockheads, nothing new.
"We're leaving at 8:30"
It's 10:30 and guess what, still here. Knew I should've just stayed in bed.
[editline]20th August 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;50919323][Img]https://pics.onsizzle.com/memories-arent-made-with-dad-playing-an-xbox-3007929.png[/IMG]
Meanwhile almost all of my warmest childhood memories were playing video games.
What exactly is the argument here? That you'll never remember a night of gaming? Because that's obviously not true. Not all kids want to go fix cars or take an ATV out ~muddin~, so it just comes off as extremely condescending when from my perspective it's so obviously full of shit and I doubt I'm the only one who has memories of playing games with family at a young age.[/QUOTE]
Funnily enough, one of my most regrettable I'm-a-stupid-fucking-kid-idiot memories was accidentally deleting the Scooby-Doo savegame from my PS2 memory card because it was a game me and my dad were playing together. We never picked it back up because of it, and it'll always be in the back of my head. He's the one that got me into PC games. We used to play LAN Unreal Tournament 99 all the time, and it eventually got to the point where I was better than him at it. He was the one that went "you should try Half-Life" and bought me it. Then HL2, then Gmod/CSS, etc.
He's gone now, but all those memories and games we played are still there.
Fuck people who complain about what other people do in their childhoods as if the dumb redneck shit they did is a requirement for a good one.
in order to be awake [i]in time[/i] for school I'm going to have too little energy to do any of the work I want to do because I have sleep times that don't allow for enough sleep
[editline]20th August 2016[/editline]
fuck, my main monitor just burned out
I started smelling plastic burning and didn't think it had anything to do with my computer but then 10 seconds later the monitor's light got turned down suddenly and then just disappeared, together with smoke appearing for a few seconds from around the stand mount at the rear
[editline]20th August 2016[/editline]
I mean, there's a 1080p screen my father has that I can borrow without him caring much, but it's still a loss of one 1920x1200 screen
I want to play the first Deus Ex but for some reason the Steam overlay freezes my game most of the time so it's quite a problem because I talk to a few people frequently.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;50919323][Img]https://pics.onsizzle.com/memories-arent-made-with-dad-playing-an-xbox-3007929.png[/IMG]
Meanwhile almost all of my warmest childhood memories were playing video games.
What exactly is the argument here? That you'll never remember a night of gaming? Because that's obviously not true. Not all kids want to go fix cars or take an ATV out ~muddin~, so it just comes off as extremely condescending when from my perspective it's so obviously full of shit and I doubt I'm the only one who has memories of playing games with family at a young age.[/QUOTE]
What a load of shit.
Of course I have plenty of more traditional childhood memories, but one of my fondest memories from childhood was of my dad playing Diablo on our old Pentium.
I was set to move into a apartment But the landlord canceled the lease before I moved in. So much for moving out of my dads. I'm not gonna pursue them because they at least returned the deposit. Time to look for a new place.
I have secrets that I need disclose to an IRL friend and yet I cannot tell them at all. Said secrets will negatively affect their life if i insist on keeping it a secret.
No matter what I say, they'll hate me for good.
My girlfriend was stressing the fuck out and I was trying to make her feel better but now she's just quit replying to me and I'm worried
And there's three forms I need to turn in to my college and I might not end up being able to in time and I'll end up being unable to go to college this semester and my life's be fucker.
[B]but I can't do fucking anything about either of these things because I'm in fucking Branson, Missouri and hours from home and we're not leaving until TOMORROW [/B]
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50918637]
But things I absolutely love in the UK that I can't get here is:
Shreddies
Celebrations
Pork pies
And fucking walkers crisps.[/QUOTE]
My cousin used to have Shreddies for breakfast like every damn day, it never got old for him for some reason. I'm not sure what he has for breakfast, let alone bothers with breakfast anymore like me of course.
EDIT: Just asked him, he still has it sometimes. At least he hasn't given up on breakfast completely unlike me...
Celebrations though, they are the bomb but I hate spending my money on things (including food and treats) which just don't feel worth the price. Celebrations are one of them, same for like Quality Streets or Roses as well. I just love them but I don't like the price of any of them, besides I usually end up having them on special occasions.
I actually can't remember the last time I ever had Celebrations, Quality Street or Roses other than Christmas (which I had Roses) either, lol.
So the German battleships just came out for World of Warships and ofc this leads to the matchmaking queue being filled with clueless players who bought into the hype and are probably playing their ever matches as Battleships.
Jesus creaming fucking CHRIST, I didn't expect it to be THIS bad.
Motherfucker you're using the [I]tankiest[/I] nation battleship tree line, so why the fuck are you being a fucking pussy and NOT pushing in and CQC brawl which is LITERALLY the developer's intended role for the German battleships?
Why the fuck are you using HE shells when Battleships are pretty much AP shell only mode?
Stop sailing in a straight line you fucking mongrel or you're going to eat torpedos for breakfast, fucking christ.
Learn how to fucking angle your armor, Jesus fucking Christ you goddamn retard.
Don't fucking retreat the moment you catch a pussy ass 120mm shell on your deck because to the right and left of you there's like 2 or 3 more of us eating that same 120mm shell, you blind cunt.
There's no way you could've missed that piss easy salvo on that cruiser unless you're a dumbass cruiser/destroyer/carrier captain who just jumped into the hype without ever playing battleships before in which I wouldn't be surprised if it were the goddamn case.
I think I'm gonna need to wait a week for the hype to die down, because my fucking God I can only take so much concentrated retardation.
I got caught fapping by the guy who lives behind us.
I was spending a quality time at my private study room when I could heard a voice saying "psst, hey kid. Hey, kid" coming from my window. I mean, why bother? Does he expect me to go outside just so he can tell me "lol I saw you masturbating".
Calling people out for fapping in the privacy of their homes is a dick move
All it does is make the person feel extremely uncomfortable and scared to fap at their own privacy because there is an asshole who just wants to shame them for it (because it's hilarious to demonize and humiliate people for trying to satisfy their own needs in the privacy of their homes?).
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50922518]I got caught fapping by the guy who lives behind us.
I was spending a quality time at my private study room when I could heard a voice saying "psst, hey kid. Hey, kid" coming from my window. I mean, why bother? Does he expect me to go outside just so he can tell me "lol I saw you masturbating".
Calling people out for fapping in the privacy of their homes is a dick move
All it does is make the person feel extremely uncomfortable and scared to fap at their own privacy because there is an asshole who just wants to shame them for it (because it's hilarious to demonize and humiliate people for trying to satisfy their own needs in the privacy of their homes?).[/QUOTE]
You ought to cover your window up with something.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;50919323][Img]https://pics.onsizzle.com/memories-arent-made-with-dad-playing-an-xbox-3007929.png[/IMG]
Meanwhile almost all of my warmest childhood memories were playing video games.
What exactly is the argument here? That you'll never remember a night of gaming? Because that's obviously not true. Not all kids want to go fix cars or take an ATV out ~muddin~, so it just comes off as extremely condescending when from my perspective it's so obviously full of shit and I doubt I'm the only one who has memories of playing games with family at a young age.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if people realize that "making memories" doesn't necessarily mean they'll always be good memories. Most of my childhood memories are of my father dragging me out hunting because he wanted me to be like him.
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;50922518]I got caught fapping by the guy who lives behind us.
I was spending a quality time at my private study room when I could heard a voice saying "psst, hey kid. Hey, kid" coming from my window. I mean, why bother? Does he expect me to go outside just so he can tell me "lol I saw you masturbating".
Calling people out for fapping in the privacy of their homes is a dick move
All it does is make the person feel extremely uncomfortable and scared to fap at their own privacy because there is an asshole who just wants to shame them for it (because it's hilarious to demonize and humiliate people for trying to satisfy their own needs in the privacy of their homes?).[/QUOTE]
Next time,cover your window with curtain,lock the door,use headset
Always expect the unexpected
[editline]21st August 2016[/editline]
Anyway,recently i just beat RE4 and trying to get 5 stars on mercenary mode.
Goddamnit its so fucking hard,especially for wesker and leon
Leon is extremely underpowered,while wesker dont have any fucking ammunition combined with cluttered inventory.
The control is not helping either (Since im playing in Rigged PS2 version,i dont have enough space for the HD remaster)
So I just found out one of my decent teachers from last year just passed away on July 2nd and I barely even realized this today.
It bugs me how I never got to know him on a personal level and now he's gone.
I don't like to knock other people's tastes in music, but it's infuriating to see people bobbing their head to tasteless garbage.
I got this annoying on/off thing with my girlfriend about love, sometimes i just miss her dearly and want to meet up ASAP to cuddle and talk about everything but other times i'm like not sure how long we can keep this up and usually its because of silly little things that she does.
I'm also embarrassed when she starts to dance, she just doesn't know how to do it and it looks incredibly awkward
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