• Unpopular opinions! V2: I Don't like half life edition.
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[QUOTE=TAU!;46179534]The Ultra Marines are overrated as hell. Where's the love for the Salamanders or the Imperial Fists?[/QUOTE] Salamanders are my favorite
Beards are sexy as fuck
Hairy men. :quagmire:
I have a beard and am very hairy.
my arse looks like a bear skin rug [editline]8th October 2014[/editline] and also fudge blood [b]m8[/b] lickitung is the shit
[QUOTE=feh123;46179712]Beards are sexy as fuck[/QUOTE] That reminds me- the whole "beard culture" thing is fucking awful and literally inherently misogynistic and only strengthening the construct of masculinity Like if I hear one more person tell me how to "shave like a real man (u don't!!)" and any of that shit im gonna fight one of those fuckin insecure loser manchildren
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46180925]That reminds me- the whole "beard culture" thing is fucking awful and literally inherently misogynistic and only strengthening the construct of masculinity Like if I hear one more person tell me how to "shave like a real man (u don't!!)" and any of that shit im gonna fight one of those fuckin insecure loser manchildren[/QUOTE] I agree. But how is it misogynic?
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46180925]That reminds me- the whole "beard culture" thing is fucking awful and literally inherently misogynistic and only strengthening the construct of masculinity Like if I hear one more person tell me how to "shave like a real man (u don't!!)" and any of that shit im gonna fight one of those fuckin insecure loser manchildren[/QUOTE] I think the word you're looking for is misandry if you're trying to imply that telling men to shave is OPPRESSIVE. Also how the fuck is it sexist in any way? People tell teens/20 year olds to shave because they more than likely have a shit beard or shit mustache, and would be so much better without it. Not all look bad with it, but most do. If one really wants to, they can just say "fuck off", they might not look the best appearance wise with their beard/stache but it's not like people can force them to shave unless they're in the military or some other job.
How do you shave like a real man, anyway? With a razor carved from your enemies' bones? Also newspapers like the Daily Mail that have a clear stance on an issue should be clamped down on. Make a magazine if you want to put your divisive opinions on the front page, don't masquerade as a respectable source of news.
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;46181041]How do you shave like a real man, anyway? With a razor carved from your enemies' bones? Also newspapers like the Daily Mail that have a clear stance on an issue should be clamped down on. Make a magazine if you want to put your divisive opinions on the front page, don't masquerade as a respectable source of news.[/QUOTE] By using a double-edge razor or a straight razor I guess. Beats the shit disposables and electric razors everyone uses at least.
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;46181010]I think the word you're looking for is misandry if you're trying to imply that telling men to shave is OPPRESSIVE. Also how the fuck is it sexist in any way? People tell teens/20 year olds to shave because they more than likely have a shit beard or shit mustache, and would be so much better without it. Not all look bad with it, but most do. If one really wants to, they can just say "fuck off", they might not look the best appearance wise with their beard/stache but it's not like people can force them to shave unless they're in the military or some other job.[/QUOTE] No u misinterpreted me completely gimme like 5 mins to get on my computer I'll explain what I mean
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46180925]That reminds me- the whole "beard culture" thing is fucking awful and literally inherently misogynistic and only strengthening the construct of masculinity Like if I hear one more person tell me how to "shave like a real man (u don't!!)" and any of that shit im gonna fight one of those fuckin insecure loser manchildren[/QUOTE] having pride in one's facial hair = being an insecure loser manchild yeah ok
I never found the Loss comic or its hundreds of thousands of variants to be amusing or clever in any sense of those words. I think the whole thing is just plain stupid and the cult following it has amassed over the years is even worse.
Facial hair in general is A LOT more attractive than baby skin. Even stubble.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46181073]I never found the Loss comic or its hundreds of thousands of variants to be amusing or clever in any sense of those words. I think the whole thing is just plain stupid and the cult following it has amassed over the years is even worse.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/Vmzm3mJ.png[/img] [b]<3[/b]
[QUOTE=thelurker1234;46181010]I think the word you're looking for is misandry if you're trying to imply that telling men to shave is OPPRESSIVE. Also how the fuck is it sexist in any way? People tell teens/20 year olds to shave because they more than likely have a shit beard or shit mustache, and would be so much better without it. Not all look bad with it, but most do. If one really wants to, they can just say "fuck off", they might not look the best appearance wise with their beard/stache but it's not like people can force them to shave unless they're in the military or some other job.[/QUOTE] what i mean is (disclaimer i dont mean literally everyone with a beard falls under this in case anyone wants to call me out on that lol) Aside it being obnoxious and annoying and lame as fuck, it's sexist because there are a lot of people (dont say there arent i know several people irl who are exactly like this and also people like Epic Meal Time and stuff who are like online celebs) who literally pride themselves off the ability to grow a beard as a genuine part of their character that makes them better than anyone else and anyone who can't isn't a proper man, or they're a baby, or gay. When i said "shave like a real man (u don't!!)", I meant that the "real man" way to shave is to not shave, and have a beard. As if not having a beard makes you less of a man. Which people think. A lot of people. Which is misogynistic. Because growing a beard is something that, generally, only males can do. And to build a superiority in something that only you can do, literally because you're a man, is at least passively misogynistic, as you're then [I]insulting[/I] people for not being able to grow a beard by comparing them to women. Cos women are "inferior". That shit is woman-hating. But as I said it's the whole culture surrounding it as well. I [I]hate[/I] the concept of a "real man", I think it's false and disgusting and unhealthy and creates a box that restricts men to being what they want to be, it's damaging and creates this whole idea of "you have to be tough, you can't cry, you gotta be logical, not emotional", it's THE reason for misogyny, not to mention it's also homophobic as it's all about being as far from being female as possible and being homosexual means you're attracted to men which makes you "less of a man". also the 50's aesthetic and sailor tatts etc are lame af too lol
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46181276][img]http://i.imgur.com/Vmzm3mJ.png[/img] [b]<3[/b][/QUOTE] Still not doing it for me, boyo. But 3/10 for effort.
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46181298]Still not doing it for me, boyo. But 3/10 for effort.[/QUOTE] . l . . ' ' l ' .
[QUOTE=Lordgeorge16;46181298]Still not doing it for me, boyo. But 3/10 for effort.[/QUOTE] Fuck you for not being appreciative you slut.
If i shave, i look like a 16 year old. But with my beard/chinstrap & moustache i look a lot like my current age. Here is a prime example. [IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10632816_10152783504701435_9071496113839383924_n.jpg?oh=ee4edac7dfbd7570a37a72938359a885&oe=54BDF2E4&__gda__=1421288178_8fd29ca3d8c75eafadff081b0a2d15f3[/IMG][IMG]http://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/10535082_1476399039264847_1880722018_n.jpg[/IMG]
22 years old and I can't grow facial hair for shit, my face just gets all pubey and shit. annoying considering the rest of me is pure hair, i probably have more hair on my feet than i do my face
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46181410]22 years old and I can't grow facial hair for shit, my face just gets all pubey and shit. annoying considering the rest of me is pure hair, i probably have more hair on my feet than i do my face[/QUOTE] I used to be the same. im 23 and i can get the neck beard thing but i cant get the connection between the tash and the beard. It started off like really shitty pube crap. but after you get it to a certain length after the shit, it then starts to grow nicely and evenly.
[QUOTE=greeley;46181444]I used to be the same. im 23 and i can get the neck beard thing but i cant get the connection between the tash and the beard. It started off like really shitty pube crap. but after you get it to a certain length after the shit, it then starts to grow nicely and evenly.[/QUOTE] It's been really shitty pubey crap since I was 16 :v:
[QUOTE=greeley;46181403]If i shave, i look like a 16 year old. But with my beard/chinstrap & moustache i look a lot like my current age. Here is a prime example. [IMG]https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10632816_10152783504701435_9071496113839383924_n.jpg?oh=ee4edac7dfbd7570a37a72938359a885&oe=54BDF2E4&__gda__=1421288178_8fd29ca3d8c75eafadff081b0a2d15f3[/IMG][IMG]http://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/10535082_1476399039264847_1880722018_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Ehh, as long as you kept your beard and stache trimmed and the rest of your face baby smoothe you're probably fine appearance wise.
[QUOTE=greeley;46181403] [IMG]http://photos-h.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xfp1/10535082_1476399039264847_1880722018_n.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] When I saw your eyes, the first thing I thought of was [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Tom_Lea_-_2000_Yard_Stare.jpg[/t] (no offense intended)
[QUOTE=sphinxa279;46181478]It's been really shitty pubey crap since I was 16 :v:[/QUOTE] sucks bro, i feel for you.
every time i try it it goes all on the cheeks chin and upper lip but bare everyweher else, shit sucks
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46180925]That reminds me- the whole "beard culture" thing is fucking awful and literally inherently misogynistic and only strengthening the construct of masculinity Like if I hear one more person tell me how to "shave like a real man (u don't!!)" and any of that shit im gonna fight one of those fuckin insecure loser manchildren[/QUOTE] Sounds like someone can't grow a beard. On the topic of beards or facial hair in general, if you're going to grow one, grow it right. It's better for someone to be clean shaven then have a ratty ass scraggly beard or a moustache like a pedophile.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;46182041]Sounds like someone can't grow a beard. On the topic of beards or facial hair in general, if you're going to grow one, grow it right. It's better for someone to be clean shaven then have a ratty ass scraggly beard or a moustache like a pedophile.[/QUOTE] lmao sounds like ur a manchild [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting/Flaming" - BANNED USER))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=mikeyt493;46181289]what i mean is (disclaimer i dont mean literally everyone with a beard falls under this in case anyone wants to call me out on that lol) Aside it being obnoxious and annoying and lame as fuck, it's sexist because there are a lot of people (dont say there arent i know several people irl who are exactly like this and also people like Epic Meal Time and stuff who are like online celebs) who literally pride themselves off the ability to grow a beard as a genuine part of their character that makes them better than anyone else and anyone who can't isn't a proper man, or they're a baby, or gay. When i said "shave like a real man (u don't!!)", I meant that the "real man" way to shave is to not shave, and have a beard. As if not having a beard makes you less of a man. Which people think. A lot of people. Which is misogynistic. Because growing a beard is something that, generally, only males can do. And to build a superiority in something that only you can do, literally because you're a man, is at least passively misogynistic, as you're then [I]insulting[/I] people for not being able to grow a beard by comparing them to women. Cos women are "inferior". That shit is woman-hating. But as I said it's the whole culture surrounding it as well. I [I]hate[/I] the concept of a "real man", I think it's false and disgusting and unhealthy and creates a box that restricts men to being what they want to be, it's damaging and creates this whole idea of "you have to be tough, you can't cry, you gotta be logical, not emotional", it's THE reason for misogyny, not to mention it's also homophobic as it's all about being as far from being female as possible and being homosexual means you're attracted to men which makes you "less of a man". also the 50's aesthetic and sailor tatts etc are lame af too lol[/QUOTE] You are really stretching with the misogynistic part, lol
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