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11,575 Aliens invade Earth.

224 King Ardashir I defeats Artabanus V at Hormizdegan (modern Shushtar), destroying the Parthian Empire and establishing the Sassanid dynasty. Artabanus V's brother Vologases VI will continue to rule with Armenian and Kushan support over outlying parts of Parthia.

3054 World peace at last

The oldest recorded eruption of Mount Fuji

People are still waiting for OP to deliver

in a post-nuclear world, handgun is a gun that fits in your hand. the year is 2706. it is the future

After years of armed conflict, the Redditor forces submit to the Great Facepunch Armies, who used the legendary super weapon, the Ban Hammer. The cybernetically impanted Garry has now the complete control over the Internet wastelands.

Emperor Elagabalus of Rome is assassinated and dragged through the streets before being dumped in a river and replaced by a thirteen year old.

Humanity is usurped by 4chan, which was always a group of really annoying AI cores all along.

Emperor Charles VI of Austria and King Philip V of Spain sign the Treaty of Vienna.

Events [edit]By place [edit]Europe Spring – Siege of Naples: The Byzantine garrison (1,000 men) in Naples surrenders to the Ostrogoths. Pressed by famine and demoralized by the failure of two relief efforts. The defenders are well treated by king Totila, and the garrison is allowed safe departure, but the city walls are partly razed.[1] [edit]Africa The fortress city of Old Dongola (modern Sudan) along the Nile River becomes the capital of Makuria. Several churches are built, including the "Old Church" (approximate date). [edit]Persia Summer – King Khosrau I invades again Syria and turns south towards Edessa to besiege the fortress city. The Hephthalites threaten the Persian Empire from the East. They extend their domain in Central Asia (approximate date). [edit]Asia King Pulakesi I establishes the Chalukya Dynasty (India). He extends his kingdom by conquering Vakataka and the west coast of Karnataka giving him access to the valuable Arabian Sea trade routes.[2] [edit]By topic [edit]Religion The doctrine of apocatastasis is condemned by the Synod of Constantinople.

Uhh...global extinction?

Armenia and Mesopotamia become protectorates of the Roman Empire.

7360, gay marriage legalized in Alabama.

Barrack Obamas clone became president of mars. wrong person.. oh well still happened.

there's ice on antarctica.

6013, Mars and all human colonies on it are destroyed by Russia in retaliation to the US blowing up the moon.

7361 Robots finally allowed to reproduce

Emperor L. Septimius Sevurus turns 1 year old

1283 King Phillip III outlaws the residence of Jews in small French villages

Humanity has moved on from Earth and is exploring the universe

Fuckin ninja. Xerxes decided to try and dominate Greece. He fucked up good.

Cthulhu awakes.

The jesuits are founded.

black people are made in a high tech r&d laboratory and in direct result we are cast back into fighting with swords and farming wheat

Everything has been destroyed and gone for over 7,000 years.

Nikephoros II Phokas begins a campaign to recapture Cilicia.

Africa: Last evidence of indigenous Christian and non-arabophone culture in Tripolitania, Libya. Europe: The Moorish kingdom of Valencia becomes independent from the Ummayyad Caliphate of Córdoba. Asia : Seneqerim-Hovhannes of Vaspurakan surrenders his kingdom to the Byzantine Empire. Mahmud appoints Ayaz to the throne, making Lahore the capital of the Ghaznavid Empire. A Khitan princess is sent to marry into the Goryeo royal family, securing ties between the Koreans and the Liao Dynasty. The Song Dynasty Chinese capital city of Kaifeng has some half a million residents by this year; including all those present in the nine designated suburbs, the population is over a million people. The Chola Empire invades Bengal.

Nothing interesting

Deaths: January 28 – Charlemagne, king of the Franks and Emperor February 18 – Angilbert, Frankish politician March – Abbot Waldo of Reichenau, advisor of Charlemagne April 13 – Krum, khan of Bulgaria (brain hemorrhage) Baizhang, Chinese Zen Buddhist monk (b. 720) Abd-Allah ibn Numayr, Islamic narrator of hadith