• The postcount of the user above is the year, what happened?
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wikipedia didnt exist yet. people were pissed off they couldnt look up death facts
11,655CE - Human/Centaur marriage legalised - First presidential debate in freestyle rap format - Crown Princess Xixiatica Totstoxi of the gas bladder people of Alpha Ceti photgraphed exiting from her chauffeur driven ion stream without underwear [QUOTE=Dubeard;40700440]2665 The worlds supply of cows milk has been depleted, humanity begins using dogs milk.[/QUOTE] It lasts twice as long as cows milk for two reasons, the first is that it tastes the same when it's off as when it's not, and the second is that no bugger will drink it. [img]http://www.planetsmeg.com/siteimages/upload/holly.jpg[/img]
[B]746[/B] Charlemagne is born beginning the Holy Roman Empire.
Morgan Freeman is still narrating movies.
Barbarian shit.
Space Barbarian shit.
Morgan Freeman is world dictator, Keanu Reeves (Who is immortal), is his Royal Guard. (Finally)
Half Life 3 is announced.
Historia Brittonum gets written.
Bulgary gets indepence from Osman Empire
Jamie Hyneman graduated
he cbecame gay lol
154 - The King of Egypt, Ptolemy VI Philometor, defeats his brother Ptolemy VIII Euergetes after he attempts to seize Cyprus. He still restores his brother to Cyrenaica and gives him one of his daughters as a wife.
After many years of intense fighting, the human coalition finnally surrenders to the space cockrach army.
[b]1049[/b] Construction of the large Iron Pagoda in Kaifeng, China, is completed in this year during the Song Dynasty. [t]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/91/%E5%BC%80%E5%B0%81%E9%93%81%E5%A1%94.jpg[/t] Sweet
A truce is declared between the Byzantine Empire and the Seljuk Turks. shit, -ninjad-
Elmer Fudd finally kills Bugs Bunny Shit...
397 Empress She wife of Yao Chang, Emperor of Chinese state Later Qin has died.
I've been dead for some time.
In that year Half life 3 is finally released.
January 26, 1306 – WWII: The first American forces arrive in Europe, landing in Northern Ireland. (prematurely)
9186 Citizen Alpha 761,89 becomes president of the United Continents of Earth EDIT: DON'T INTERRUPT ME.
[b]151[/b] Mytilene and Smyrna are destroyed by an earthquake. Buzzkill
[B]4093[/B] WWIII ends with the complete nuclear destruction of Northern Europe, and the subsequent annexation of Australia by Japan.
59 The colonia of Florentia, modern Florence, is founded.
Pope Dionysius is elected as the 25th pope.
Nero sets Rome on fire.
The year is 64, jesus christ wakes up with the biggest hang over ever witnessed Ninjas: The year 1500, Pedro Álvares Cabral discovers brazil.
Henry I of England was born.
Everyone is dead
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