The postcount of the user above is the year, what happened?

[Rangergxi]

10,214

Ninjas take over the planet.

[Revanold]

3,171

Rape is now legal but very rarely practiced (as robots have replaced masturbation and sexual intercourse and all babies are from sperm donors)

[Fleskhjerta]

1,295
Albert of Hasbourg loses an eye.

[Npc_Hydra3]

Morgan Freeman is born.

[[EG] Pepper]

K'uk' B'alam I, the first known ruler of the Mayan city of Palenque, comes to power.

[asteroidrules]

7,432 There is only war. And by this point no one really cares.

[Mr. Gency]

There's slightly less war and everyone cares.

[H.Drescher]

Emperor Shijo of Japan died.

[Npc_Hydra3]

Hendrik van Gen died

[Royalwidchez]

[QUOTE=Npc_Hydra3;40736438]Hendrik van Gen died[/QUOTE]

Some really old timey shit happened

[scarface]

An assassination attempt on Roman Emperor Commodus by members of the Senate fails.

[inaba]

Year 6

Ping Di dies.
Ruzi Ying becomes emperor.

[Valiantttt]

2,213.

Humanity is still rebuilding from the nuclear war.
America has NCR advancing.

[Ricool06]

1,001

Baitoushan volcano on what would be the Chinese-Korean border, erupts with a force of 6.5, the fourth largest Holocene blast (approximate date).

[Mashak]

815
Bulgaria and the Byzantine Empire sign the Treaty of 815 in Constantinople.

[Revanold]

340
Some stuff and things involving poor people

[Foxconn]

1298

Beginning of the Rintfleisch-Pogrom

[wasteyboi]

1981

The first DeLorean DMC-12 automobile, a stainless steel sports car with gull-wing doors, rolls off the production line in Dunmurry, Northern Ireland. Shit is so cash.

[Wealth + Taste]

Byzantine–Sassanid War: Emperor Maurice, seeing an opportunity to end the prolonged war to the advantage of Constantinople, assists Khosrau II to regain the Persian throne. He sends an Byzantine army (35,000 men) under Narses into Mesopotamia through Syria. At the same time an expeditionary force in Armenia advance through Caucasian Iberia into Media (modern Azerbaijan).

[pr00ch]

The internet cyber police has officially been incorporated in the US army.

[Jauho]

everyone is dead

[Aspen]

dead.

[pr00ch]

The seven years war rages on.

[theVendetta]

Jesus finally died.

[Npc_Hydra3]

Nancy Grace first aired

[mochisushi]

Somebody remarks upon the year being 476 A.D

[Npc_Hydra3]

People are sad about jesus dying 4 years ago

But not me I could care less

[Darth_Kris]

Prince Kenzō succeeds his adoptive father Seinei and becomes the 23rd emperor of Japan.

[StarmanSuper]

Emperor Maximinus Thrax campaigns against the Carpians on the Danube in Moesia (Balkans). In spite of the payment of a tribute, the Romans fail to persuade the Goths and the Germanic tribes.

[Shootzki]

804 is the year when King Charlemagne officially completed his conquest of the Saxons.