• Post your opinion on how WW3 will start
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world war III will only be fought on the internet by PC, Mac, and Linux users.... wait it's already happening...
lolololol noooks wil fallllllllllllllllll
It will happen the next time a country fires a nuke at another country, causing everyone to shoot nukes, and we all die, the end...
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will attempt to do the stuff he's been threatening to do. Russia will help until Iran is stomped. Then everything goes berserk...again. :downs:
A guy called Paco in Mexico will fart as he passes between 2 gangs, one of the gangs' members will think that the other gangs' members farted and joke about it. That will end in a fight that will cause nearly 100 innocent kills, thus Obama sends the FBI to stop all those wars. Oprah show she will say something that will the Mexicans angry, someone will kidnap her at the same time as many groups will fight against Obama. Somehow a russian died in the fight and Russia will nuke USA. USA though it was North Korea so they bomb it. Europe sees everyone having fun so they steal America's oil business in Africa. While the world is having fun some scientists who are making a research in Antarctica. One of the scientists rapes the other. And that's the story of how you born.
South Korea or Japan don't have nukes. Why would China attack their best customer? Russia isn't communist. Why would the Afghans attack Pakistan? Dog Flu? The way Germany is going, they are probably going to have the name Germany censored for being Nazi 70 years ago.
W C wut i did thar? Okay, first the Japanese will make surplus paper for manga, which gives everyone papercuts. This makes all the Japanese angry, so they move to China, but the Chinese get angry because all these strange people with papercuts move in and steal their jobs. One of the papercut people is talking about America, and a Chinaman overhears and turns them over to the government, who decides to attack America with the help of Russia. Then everyone else gets involved and goes RAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRtheAAAAAAAAAgameGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHR!!!!! Then we all lose because nuclear warfare has destroyed everything. :3:
[QUOTE=DocStalenin;17086484]Isn't it obvious? North Korea will be all puffing it's chest out, piss some people off, then the bombs will start dropping.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Ubergoose;17086467]Probebly north korea or something.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Hamushka11;17086772]North Korea will attack the west.[/QUOTE] These.
[QUOTE=kamikaz47;17096600]These.[/QUOTE] North korea's too much of a pussy to do anything major
4Chan will most likely to be the one who starts WW3
[QUOTE=GrayronV2;17096773]North korea's too much of a pussy to do anything major[/QUOTE]Or so you think. :colbert:
The U.S goes insane with the EMP bomb they just invented and everybody gets pissed off.
Aussies might be going "wut?" and continue drinking beer and making love to fat women. New Zealanders will be wutting too, and fuck sheep. Antarctica would be wobbling, and all ice breaks loose. the end. This reminds of that flash movie of all countries going to war, fucking shit up.
North Korea will get pissed.
Velociraptors.
[QUOTE=UberDave;17086847]I dont know how it will start, but I do know that which ever side the United States is on will win. But if i had to guess, I'd say N Korea will do something stupid like bomb Japan and then the cluster fuck will begin.[/QUOTE] oh yus cause the us winz everythingz by itself in ww2 it didnt need no help from anybodys USA USA USA
One world leader sends friendly e-mail to another but will have unknowingly hit caps lock before typing.
4chan users and the furries will team up and attack the forums spaming their gayness everywhere, we will retalliate and hopefully win, only time will tell
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