Post Your Guilty Boners - General

You know what, I'm just going to say it. I once saw a video of a guy fucking a horse and I was incredibly aroused by it.

[img]http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/e/ee/Spr_5b_593_f.png[/img] oh man what's going on hnnnnng

I see your fetish is true to it's title.

[img]http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog150611_dakota.jpg[/img] Why boner, why?

[QUOTE=Lol-Nade;30488816]Says the guy who's obsessed with bloody naked chicks.[/QUOTE] Who isn't? [excluding gays and women]

I stared at a girls upskirt basicly all period twice.

Facebook photos :saddowns:

This is so fucking weird and nasty, and I am still very fucking ashamed to this day. One time, while I was on the toilet in my mom's bathroom, the bra she wore that day was thrown in the cabinet. Something just compulsed me to pick it up. After I did, I began to sniff it, and I started to fap hard, I mean super sonic speed fap, out of nowhere. So basically, I was shitting while fapping to the smell of my mom's tits. Ugggggh I feel really bad thinking about it.

Horses. I have no fucking idea why.

[QUOTE=Tools;30500229]Horses. I have no fucking idea why.[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/IOCRE.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Snake7;30488898][url]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/05/medium_weiner.jpg[/url][/QUOTE] That’s actually Anthony Weiner's boner

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[QUOTE=hula whoop;30488805]hot cousin v:v:v[/QUOTE] This.

I got a guilty boner watching lolita.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75I3tv6BsoY[/media]

I mean, has anyone else smelled their own mother's bra/tampons or am I just weird. The smell just makes me act like a dog in heat.

An erotic story about some girl being forcefed bull semen God damn that was gross but if it weren't bull I would feel no guilt

[QUOTE=Natahster;30515053]I mean, has anyone else smelled their own mother's bra/tampons or am I just weird. The smell just makes me act like a dog in heat.[/QUOTE] No that is just weird and you should be ashamed.

i'd get a boner when someone shrunk in a movie

[QUOTE=mikymikmik;30515452]i'd get a boner when someone shrunk in a movie[/QUOTE] Same thing, but with hypnosis.

I always get a boner when I see someone tied up. Guess I'm just a pervert like that V:v:V

None of my boners are ever guilty.

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[QUOTE=whazat!!!;30488718]Fapping to people I know and then talking to them later is always awkward.[/QUOTE] I fap to everyone I know and talk to them like nothing happens. I'm a chronic masturbator. :smith:

A nice hard penis am I right guys haha. Why aren't you laughing with me? :smith:

[QUOTE=LittleFenrir;30496777][img]http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/img/blog/blog150611_dakota.jpg[/img] Why boner, why?[/QUOTE] Why not?

I used to get boners at the drop of a pin during puberty. When your dad drags you to church, and everyone rises to sing and you've got this enormous boner trying to explode it's way out of your jeans, you feel like God is just staring at you, arms crossed. "GETTING A BONER, IN MY HOLIEST HOUSE? STRAIGHT TO HELLLL" Needless to say, I'd yank out a hymnal and try to furiously crush it back into floppyness. :smith:

Well there was one really bad time, but I will not mention it here. Instead have this story, I got a boner while a friend of mine was trying to lift me.

I pretty much had a rock hard hard-on for the entire viewing of the great film [I]The Runaways.[/I] And I watched it with my younger cousin :smith:

[QUOTE=C:\;30530253]I fap to everyone I know and talk to them like nothing happens. I'm a chronic masturbator. :smith:[/QUOTE] You fap to everyone you know, girls and guys alike? Even your parents? Your best friend? People on facepunch?:!?!??!