[QUOTE=VaultBoi;17450271]why was he cutting the branch when he was on it[/QUOTE]
Remember how they did that in cartoons? Well, some people want to try that out.
[QUOTE=Nubz;17450456]i love how he grabs the other guy[/QUOTE]
They were holding onto a branch above their heads.
Another ruined picture...
[IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8788/dscf1731k.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/mm3n5v.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Atomic_punch;17450688]Another ruined picture...
[IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/8788/dscf1731k.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
what exactly is going on here? :ohdear:
This thread..
[img]http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/9344/2yvwgeh.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;17449768][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/3943655817_3078a9c72e_o.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
That was, dumb.. Now rate it
I dont want to go back a page. So I gave mine to you.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;17451067]I dont want to go back a page. So I gave mine to you.[/QUOTE]
It's on THIS page though.
[img]http://memegenerator.net/Instances/415/Slowpokes-BREAKING-NEWS-MICHAEL-JACKSON-IS-DEAD.jpg[/img]
Too soon?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3wPRWhja2s[/media]
not really a picture but it's fucking funny.
[QUOTE=Bryanrocks01;17449768][img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2499/3943655817_3078a9c72e_o.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
This is hilarious.
Made some Jack Black reaction gifs:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/jackblack1.gif[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/jackblack2.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Corpsy;17440468]
[URL=http://img268.imageshack.us/i/smoothskin.png/][IMG]http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/349/smoothskin.png[/IMG][/URL]
(All from previous threads)[/QUOTE]
Wow, I'm in a pic....yay...
COLUMBUS, Ohio — A man who was carjacked outside a south side restaurant said his friends helped him come up with a plan to outsmart the thieves, 10TV News reported Thursday.
Alan Heuss was sitting in his BMW on Wednesday night with the engine running when a man with a gun approached him, 10TV's Kurt Ludlow reported.
"Some young man came up and opened the passenger door and stuck a gun in my face and told me to get out," Heuss said.
The thieves got away with Heuss' car, cell phone and some cash.
Heuss filed a police report and then met his friends to drown his sorrows, Ludlow reported. One of his friends came up with an idea to contact the thieves.
"He said 'I'm going to text these guys, I'm going to blow some smoke their way,'" Heuss said. "He said. 'I'm going to tell them I've got a bunch of hot chicks, as if I'm texting you, and that we've got some drugs, too.'"
The carjackers took the bait, Ludlow reported.
"Very early in the morning they gave him the address where they were," Heuss said. "They were expecting this hot chick to arrive with drugs, and Columbus police officers arrived instead."
Three men were caught red-handed in the stolen vehicle. Heuss said he expected to get his vehicle out of the impound lot on Friday.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;17451554]Made some Jack Black reaction gifs:
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/jackblack1.gif[/img]
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/jackblack2.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Too big to be used properly.
[QUOTE=Tu154M;17451633]Too big to be used properly.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but I can't optimize them anymore, or at least not easily. Might be able to crop them a bit.
[editline]03:43PM[/editline]
This should be better
[img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/jb.gif[/img]
Somewhat original content?
[img]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e219/wallawalla1357/untitled-4.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=lead_farmer;17451790]Somewhat original content?
[img]http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e219/wallawalla1357/untitled-4.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Thanks for reminding me, he's on in a few minutes and my mom isn't home, so I have to go DVR him.
A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.
Here is the exchange :
Family Member: 'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'
Citibank : 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member : 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'
Citibank : 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'
Family Member : So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'
Citibank : 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'
Family Member : 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'
Citibank: 'Excuse me?'
Family Member : 'Did you just get what I was telling you -
the part about her being dead?'
Citibank : 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'
Supervisor gets on the phone:
Family Member : 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'
Citibank : 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'
Family Member : 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'
Citibank : (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'
Family Member : 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)
Citibank: 'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'
Family Member : 'Sure.' (Fax number was given )
After they get the fax :
Citibank : 'Our system just isn't setup for death.
I don't know what more I can do to help.'
Family Member : 'Well, if you figure it out, great!
If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'
Citibank: 'Well, the late fees and charges do still apply.'
(What is wrong with these people?!?)
Family Member : 'Would you like her new billing address?'
Citibank : 'That might help...'
Family Member : ' Odessa Memorial Cemetery , Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'
Citibank : 'Sir, that's a cemetery !'
Family Member : 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???
[editline]08:58PM[/editline]
[img]http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/evolution5.jpg[/img]
That's just racist.
Africa has some brick and concrete buildings.
Oh shit wait they were built by White man.
Okay yeah that's pretty accurate.
I feel bad for laughing
[QUOTE=xpod1;17452052]That's just racist.
Africa has some brick and concrete buildings.
Oh shit wait they were built by White man.
Okay yeah that's pretty accurate.[/QUOTE]
Race =/= Culture
[QUOTE=Levithan II;17441835]Hey wow look at this.
[URL=http://img9.imageshack.us/i/beeforged.jpg/][IMG]http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/327/beeforged.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
It's so crazy.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k240/Booohjoke/beeees.jpg[/img]
[img]http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/236/200x218_Super-Genius--BEEEES.jpg[/img]
top is a photobucket so it might disappear at random.
[QUOTE=AugustBurnsRed;17452074][img]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k240/Booohjoke/beeees.jpg[/img]
[img]http://memegenerator.net/Thumbnails/236/200x218_Super-Genius--BEEEES.jpg[/img]
top is a photobucket so it might disappear at random.[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://img148.imageshack.us/i/nobodyfuckswithme.jpg/][IMG]http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/6104/nobodyfuckswithme.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17451279][URL=http://img294.imageshack.us/i/pointycarrotswholefoods.jpg/][IMG]http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/4598/pointycarrotswholefoods.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]
holy fuckl ive been there
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