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I know it's late (incoming cocks... I mean clocks) but I think it's an appropriate response.
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Alright, time to check the olden threads through the power of the search, to find some of the older reposts.
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I've seen the past.
I was full of reposts.
ban sam tilgan '09
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let me find the joke here
hmmmm
oh i get it, internet explorer, hah.
funny, because IE is terrible.
[QUOTE=NintendoKain;17504789]ban sam tilgan '09
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Why?
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Irony is added to that because I found it with stumbleupon.
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[quote]Conversation with a friend, as we walk to the elevators:
Friend: So, what are you up to this weekend?
Me: Saturday we are going to the Chihuly museum.
Friend: Oh, you know it's not just Chihuly, right? It's devoted to glass in general.
Me: No, I hadn't realized.
Friend: Yeah, they even have a glass blowing room, where you can see people making art and stuff.
Me: Cool.
At this point the elevator arrives containing two people. We enter.
Friend: The last time I went they were blowing a squirrel.
Me: A squirrel?
Friend: Yeah, it was like this three-foot high squirrel, and there were two or three people blowing it. Like, taking turns.
Me: That's kind of strange.
Friend: Not at all what I was expecting to see, that's for sure.
We arrive at the next floor. The two other people exit looking perplexed and creeped out.[/quote]
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Me: “That will be 17.50, please.”
Customer: “Are you a Christian, dear?”
Me: “Why do you ask?”
Customer: “Are you?”
Me: “Well, no. Why do you want to know?”
Customer: “Oh. I would like to be helped by someone else, please.”
Manager: “Good morning ma’am, I hear you’ve been having a problem with the clerk?”
Customer: “Oh, she didn’t make any trouble, it’s just that I don’t want my money to be handled by someone not of the faith. You should be careful, she’ll probably nick from the till when you’re not looking.”
Manager: “You’re right, ma’am, I shall definitely have to reprimand her.”
Me: *surprised* “What for?”
Manager: “For failing to notice that the lady was not planning on paying for the three Mars bars and the map of Europe she must have put in her bag while you were fetching me.”
(The customer freezes for a second, then looks at her bag.)
Customer: “Good heavens! I must’ve been so distracted I didn’t even notice the devil putting them there!”
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Who the shit is rating me late?
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[quote]This is why math is taught in school.
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why..........
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass everyday.
Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? ... I think not. [/quote]
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[quote]The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the champagne was going down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., drunk as a skunk, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing he'd probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him 12:00. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "oh shit," cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the cat and farted.[/quote]
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No one has posted in 47 min.
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I need sleep. ITs still strange that no one but me posted for a whole hour.
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this is a true wall of posts.
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[B]I AM VERY MUCH AWARE THIS IS A REPOST[/B]
But why is a man with no pants riding a griffin?
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That's what I love about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age, heh heh, yes they do.
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[b]its about god damn time someone interrupted my hour long post streak!![/b]
Jesus tap dancing Christ. I was waiting for someone to do that just so I can go to sleep without knowing that there could have been more to it.
[QUOTE=NintendoKain;17504789]ban sam tilgan '09
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oh my god so funny im gonna buy one now
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Holy fuck ban this man please
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;17507823]Holy fuck ban this man please[/QUOTE]
k just wait a few years i might get admin in 5% out of 100% and the first thing i will do is ban him k bro? kbro
I'd ban the guy complaining imo
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Most were still slaves though. You're overthinking the joke anyways.
I think the pyramids represent how they stored all the KFC back then.
[QUOTE=The golden;17508052]They weren't slaves.
Not all of them anyway. Some actually worked on the pyramids to work off taxes and shit like that.[/QUOTE]
I think they complained most of the time. Much like they do now.
what the crap?
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Im not really one for the "OMG ur motivator makes it stupid even though it actually makes more sense with it!!!!!" or the hate any text added to an image :bandwagon: But really? this with text? I ask why to whoever put it on there.
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