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[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;17529932][img]http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Sexy_Pictures/sexy_photographer.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
The fuck is she taking a picture of?
[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;17529932][img]http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Sexy_Pictures/sexy_photographer.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I LIKE. Very.
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;17529978]
[img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/sephirothski/pic5.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
What in the world?
Why would the radar device stp working after that?
[QUOTE=Killuah;17529997]Why would the radar device stp working after that?[/QUOTE]
The airplane sent a reverse jamming signal, it then locked on to the radar and was about to shoot a missile at it. Luckily the pilot stopped the automated system before it was too late.
[editline]01:24PM[/editline]
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[editline]01:26PM[/editline]
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/free.png[/img]
Yeah, asbestos is bad. Oh hey look. This one has zero swine flu. I don't know which one to pick now!!
[editline]01:28PM[/editline]
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[QUOTE=scout-on-a-train;17529932][img]http://www.gagreport.com/Funny_Pictures/Sexy_Pictures/sexy_photographer.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
she looks under aged
[img]http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/128934588080141084.png[/img]
[editline]01:29PM[/editline]
This is how the ends of these threads should be...not "OMG, 35 POSTs TILL DONe!!"
[editline]01:32PM[/editline]
[img]http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2008/20080307.jpg[/img]
[editline]01:32PM[/editline]
Army of two.
[editline]01:34PM[/editline]
[quote]
Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Me: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Me: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s going on.”
Customer: “Young man, my son is in college and he says it has spartans. You just stand here in a little uniform and make minimum wage. I think my son knows what he is talking about.”
Me: “You’re right ma’am. I was hoping to run a diagnostic and find out that it wasn’t spartans, but just by looking at the login screen, I can tell that you probably have about 300 of the little guys running around.”
Customer: “300?! Is that bad?”
Me: “It’s horrible. They cram themselves into a bottleneck and kill wave after wave of data, until there is a wall of dead programs blocking any more traffic through your computer.”
Customer: “Oh, that just figures. I’m going to go buy a new computer.”
Me: “Ok, ma’am, I think that would be best.”
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[editline]01:35PM[/editline]
Anyone who uses stumbleupon will probably understand this joke.
[img]http://i23.tinypic.com/a3kumr.jpg[/img]
Why is there a new thread what the shit this one isn't locked yet.
Read the bottom of that guys post.
He made it so that,come lock time,mods won't be all "WTFWHOMADEITFIRST!?"
[img]http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/funny-pictures-snail-is-on-turtle.jpg[/img]
[editline]01:39PM[/editline]
I'm not even posting in the thread I made. Post in this motherfucker.
[editline]01:40PM[/editline]
[img]http://moronland.net/media/pictures/comic230gw.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=T-hunter;17530061]she looks under aged[/QUOTE]
Since when is that a minus?
[QUOTE=Rats808;17530141]Read the bottom of that guys post.
He made it so that,come lock time,mods won't be all "WTFWHOMADEITFIRST!?"[/QUOTE]
Facepunch's regular competition - who can make a new LMAO pics thread the fastest.
[editline]04:41PM[/editline]
Apparently my post's number is #0
I always thought money couldn't but happiness...
[img]http://10.media.tumblr.com/IC1uFljIP3cw7y86WTOQYw5m_400.gif[/img]
-fail and stuff-
Either you posted that in response to my pic or thats a really weird coincidence.
[quote]<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had
<lasombra> tumult ?
<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)
<tumult> he says bullshit
<tumult> i tell him to fuck off
<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times
<tumult> sits back down
<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care
<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk
<tumult> from my lip
<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say
<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
<zyko^> what did she do?
<tumult> punched me in the face[/quote]
[QUOTE=raviool;17530202][img]http://rlv.zcache.com/money_cant_buy_happiness_buy_beer_t_shirt-p235501591714266467y8zu_400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh look a joke that a dad with no personality would find funny.
[QUOTE=RetaDepa;17530225]Oh look a joke that a dad with no personality would find funny.[/QUOTE]
What the fuck I didn't even mean to post that image rate me dumbs.
[QUOTE=Levithan II;17525600][URL=http://img197.imageshack.us/i/dancingpirates.gif/][IMG]http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5749/dancingpirates.gif[/IMG][/URL]
Listen to any kind of music and watch this.
Magic happens.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQAKRw6mToA[/media]
The perfect fit!
[img]http://www.hiwheel.com/site_graphics/antique_replicas/hiwheel_hottie_skorea.jpg[/img]
[editline]02:11PM[/editline]
What?
[editline]02:13PM[/editline]
[quote]WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "Fuck!"[/quote]
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Oh those french :colbert:
Yay huge pictures.
I dare everyone to quote it.
I've said this since the 2012 end of the world thing first happened.
[img]http://www.rense.com/1.imagesH/mayy.gif[/img]
[editline]02:17PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Milp;17530614][img_thumb]http://bf1942.moretoast.de/francestuff/DSC00017.JPG[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://bf1942.moretoast.de/francestuff/DSC00016.JPG[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://bf1942.moretoast.de/francestuff/DSC00015.JPG[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://bf1942.moretoast.de/francestuff/DSC00026.JPG[/img_thumb]
Oh those french :colbert:
Yay huge pictures.
I dare everyone to quote it.[/QUOTE]
I quoted it.
[editline]02:20PM[/editline]
[quote] * He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
* The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
* McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.
* From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30.
* Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
* Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.
* Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.
* Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
* He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.
* The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
* Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man."
* Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36
p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
* The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
* They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
* John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
* The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.
* His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
* The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. [/quote]
[editline]02:26PM[/editline]
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