[QUOTE=NecronLord15;17395868]Never seen it before. Disregard that outburst, and instead, focus on this.[/QUOTE]
#1, brilliant
so is the priest one
Can someone post the link to the vido where you put your finger on the screen and then a guy humps your finger? It was posted a few threads back I think.
[QUOTE={FP}ST;17390978][IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/118nn1w.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/whimhz.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Look at those jackasses running under it
[QUOTE=Hullu V1;17388521][img]http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/131472-1/Denied_Encino_Man.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I want to know what movie this is
[editline]06:45PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=pie_is_good;17396956][url]http://www.therapistfinder.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
[U][url=http://web.archive.org/web/20021207085002/www.nice-tits.org/pics.html]http://www.nice-tits.org[/url][/U]
another really good one:
[U][url]http://www.cutetits.com[/url][/U]
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;17393264]Yay military.
[img]http://humor.beecy.net/misc/marines/usmc-tshirt.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Man, If I ever join the USMC and get him a general I'd be happy as hell.
[QUOTE=mr purple hippo;17397156]Can someone post the link to the vido where you put your finger on the screen and then a guy humps your finger? It was posted a few threads back I think.[/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.wimp.com/funnyillusion/]Here.[/url] I got my friends with it. Its dumb but we lol'd
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;17393264]Yay military.
[img]http://humor.beecy.net/misc/marines/usmc-tshirt.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Somebody give this man a medal.
I'm sure he has plenty already.
[QUOTE=BricknHead;17397091]#1, brilliant
so is the priest one[/QUOTE]
A gold member likes something I posted.
I feel special.
[url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2fo/SNeSc2Kzy6I/AAAAAAAAFxY/CHO1FlDsQNk/s1600-h/funny+t+shirt+1.jpg[/url]
[editline]12:21AM[/editline]
It wont show up for me in [img] tags.
...or at all
A good pickup line: My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
Last time I checked this thread was named "The LMAO [B]pics[/B] thread.
This kanye made me lol
[img]http://i719.photobucket.com/albums/ww195/Mallafantastic/426-kanye-taylor--12529251771928860.jpg?t=1253288548[/img]
[img]http://i719.photobucket.com/albums/ww195/Mallafantastic/MTV_2_1_4309f.jpg?t=1253288547[/img]
from the photoshop thread
[img]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3660/car1231.gif[/img]
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("This is not a LMAO picture" - verynicelady))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=Pinut;17399611][img]http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3660/car1231.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Ooooh, damn. Good thing he probably died on impact with the road.
[QUOTE=CoilingTesla;17399720]Ooooh, damn. Good thing he probably died on impact with the road.[/QUOTE]
I talked to an officer who was on that case, he lived for a few minutes afterwards.
[editline]10:18PM[/editline]
[IMG]http://i37.tinypic.com/jfvxqq.jpg[/IMG]
:v:
[QUOTE=G-Strogg;17398356]Last time I checked this thread was named "The LMAO [B]pics[/B] thread.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=silensio;17398402]can we have a separate thread for lmao TEXT ?[/QUOTE]
How about you two just shut the fuck up. Or are your brains so small that it takes you more than 80 seconds to read a paragraph.
example:
[quote]I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.
A man answered, saying, “Hello.”
I politely said, “This is Jason Braemore. Could I please speak with Rachel Carter?”
Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on me - I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.
I tracked down Rachel's correct number and called her - I had transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again…
When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, “You're a scumbag!” and hung up.
I wrote his number down with the word 'scumbag' next to it, and put it on my speed dial. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, “You're a scumbag!” It always cheered me up!
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'scumbag' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, “Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the Caller ID program?”
He yelled, “NO!” and slammed the phone down.
I quickly called him back and said, “That's because you're a scumbag!”
One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I noticed a “For Sale” sign in his car window… so I wrote down his number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first scumbag, I thought I had better call the BMW scumbag too.
I said, “Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?”
“Yes, it is.”
“Can you tell me where I can see it?”
“Yes, I live at 1969 West 35th Street. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out in front.”
“What's your name?” I asked.
“My name is Don Hanson,” he said.
“When's a good time to catch you, Don?”
“I'm home every evening after five.”
“Listen, Don, can I tell you something?”
“Yes?”
“Don, you're a scumbag.”
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two scumbags to call…
But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Scumbag #1…
“Hello.”
“You're a scumbag!” (But I didn't hang up…)
“Are you still there?” he asked.
“Yeah,” I said.
“Stop calling me,” he screamed.
“Make me,” I said.
“Who are you?” he asked.
“My name is Don Hanson.”
“Yeah? Where do you live?”
“Scumbag, I live at 1969 West 35th Street, a yellow house, with my black Beamer parked in front.”
He said, “I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.”
I said, “Yeah, like I'm really scared, scumbag.”
Then I called Scumbag #2.
“Hello?” he said.
“Hello, scumbag,” I said.
He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are, I'll…”
“You'll what?” I said.
“I'll kick your ass,” he exclaimed.
I answered, “Well, scumbag, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.”
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1969 West 35th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.
Then I called CKVU Channel 13 News about the gang war going down on West 35th Street.
I quickly got into my car and headed over to 35th Street.
There I saw two scumbags beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police helicopter, and news crew.[/quote]
it took me 1:21 seconds to read that. So, your telling me that your so fucking idiotic, you cant take 1:20 out of your life (which is already being wasted away at your computer) to read something. It is it too much of a bother to scroll right past it?
Some humor actually requires thought.
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("flaming" - Greeman))[/highlight]
20 seconds is enough for me
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;17400133]How about you two just shut the fuck up. Or are your brains so small that it takes you more than 80 seconds to read a paragraph.
example:
it took me 1:21 seconds to read that. So, your telling me that your so fucking idiotic, you cant take 1:20 out of your life (which is already being wasted away at your computer) to read something. It is it too much of a bother to scroll right past it?
Some humor actually requires thought.[/QUOTE]
nope too long too much effort stupid text stop posting suck a cock drink bleach kill yourself suck another cock while doing it rekillyourself
[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling/flaming" - Lithifold))[/highlight]
