[Legend] The actor legend also known as: Chuck Norris turns 70 years old today!

[suttles]

He must die his hair.

[xroblade]

*Fact*
Chuck Norris is so strong he can lift more then 50,000 gmod units, and pwns applyforce.
*Fact*
Chuck Norris is so tall that his head is in the skybox when he is crouching.
*Fact*
Chuck Norris doesn't know how fast the gmod speed limit is cause he can't slow down enough for the source engine to register his speed, even when he is standing still.
*Fact*
Whenever Chuck Norris joins a server he is automaticly admin, in god mode and nocliped.
*Fact*
Chuck Norris is so heavy there has to be more then 16 players using physguns to lift him.

[Hellghast]

Meanwhile Bruce Lee turns 70 in November.

[Soderholm]

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;20667762]no you noob chuck nororris cant die

death is too afraid to tell him xD!!![/QUOTE]

We'll see.. About THAT!

[MILKE]

[b]Chuck Norris got a nightlamp, not because he's afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.[/b]

Chuck Norris is kickin' rad!

[PacX]

D'awww :D

[EFG]

[QUOTE=PacX;20665276]But remember, Chuck Norris never ages.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D[/QUOTE]

70? I saw a pic of him back in 2007 or something and he looked in the early 40s!

[kmlkmljkl]

wtf he looks like he's around 40-50

[-Ben-]

Chuck Norris does not believe in Evolution, he's retarded

[kmlkmljkl]

holy sh*t! wikipedia'd it and found this: [highlight]Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940)[/highlight]... :ohdear:

btw page king