• Post your near death experiences ITT
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I almost died.
When I was little, I was underneath my dads desk, and his desk and alot of heavy stuff on it, so heavy that after I crawled out to go pet my cat, it fell. More than likely would've killed me. Also, I was dove hunting and I was holding my shotgun by the barrel and it slipped and the butt hit the ground and the shotgun fired.
Remember back in the day when they sold those huge ass jolly ranchers? I choked on one at age 5, and one of my parents had to heimlich me, at least, that's what I thought they were doing. Few years after, I almost choked on a bingo chip, which ripped my esophagus.
Got hit by a car travelling at almost five miles per hour today. Bitch bruised my leg.
My suicide attemps D:
My parents were working in the house and I could cut some old wires. One of them was still live... quite a bang I must say, thank god the pair of tongs was isolated...
I was hit by a car at 100 Km/h, and I survived with a scratch. (I was taking lots of calcium, it's like I was getting prepared to get hit..)
last year going for a walk in the forest i got randomly shot at, i decided to have a look up further, and saw someone up ahead, [s]he heard me, turned to face me took out a pistol of some sort and shot at me, needless to say i legged it, and the fucker nearly got me, as i was running down i saw one of the trees splinter RIGHT infront of me...
When we were on a trip driving up a very tall hill, the breaks of our car broke and we allmost went rolling off the hill. Luckily dad turned onto the opposite side of the fall and we managed to stop rolling.
Went out to shoot guns in Idaho. I think you can see where this one is going. BTW, it was a .308.
I once went to this bunch of miniature pools in some rock formations, and I wandered right into a near-invisible-but-still-deadly whirpool. I almost drowned. Learning from my mistakes, I went on to get caught in it twice more, and we kept coming back to the place.
Episode 2 was released resulting in heart attack
When I was little I swallowed an entire pack of the gummy life savers(nice name huh?) and was choking, the good thing though was that my step dad just watched something on how to say a infant if they choke (good timing?) and got those suckers out. I still eat those things.
[QUOTE=vexx21322;19601998]When I was little I swallowed an entire pack of the gummy life savers(nice name huh?) and was choking, the good thing though was that my step dad just watched something on how to say a infant if they choke (good timing?) and got those suckers out. I still eat those things.[/QUOTE] YOU'RE AN INFANT? [img_thumb]I dunno why I ever try to be funny[/img_thumb]
I fell down from my roof trying to get a baseball, and I fell and got myself impaled by a steel pipe. Being the badass I am, I took it off, shruged and said " I'm hungry". I then went to make a perfect nutella sandwich. Cool story
Once, on my first day of swimming lessons in an advanced class, my goggles were leaking. I swam to the center of the pool, was blinded, and nearly drowned.
When I was 14, I was at my MX track and I pulled a 30ft jump on a wimpy 125cc. I did a backflip and landed on the back wheel with my front wheel in the air, the bike's handle bars landed on my helmet and shattered the class, 2 pieces almost hit my face. The kick-start dug into my left knee/leg and now I have dead muscle on my left leg. Whenever I press on it, my muscle creaks it's pretty cool. This one isn't me, but my dad was delivering pretzels to the secretaries at the World Trade Center the day before 9/11 happened, he said they made it out.
Long version: I was riding my bike with my brother. We were making our bike's left and right over and over on a bridge. My brother got to the end first. I fell off my bike. Hurt me knee (Didn't break it just some blood) And a car came same lane i was on. It was on top of the hill which isn't far away from the bridge. I got up as fast as i could the car was half way down the hill. And i managed to run jump on my bike and ride to my brother. Short version: We were riding and making our bikes go left and right on a bridge i fell of my bike a car came down a hill about half way down the hill i got up ran and jumped onto my bike before the car hit me.
[QUOTE=Reflectent;19602100]YOU'RE AN INFANT? [img_thumb]I dunno why I ever try to be funny[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] "When I was little..." I'm 16
I could have bled to death when i split my head open. Fortunately some guy saw me and took me to the hospital. I really don't know how it even happened.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnPlwDle8KI[/media] [img]http://www.plaatjesdump.nl/upload/e959af83147df53c314d2117ca11fbd3.bmp[/img] that seat. if you watch that part of the train you see me trying to close the safety bar but it will still loose. so i tryed to keep the bar down. by the loop my hands slipt away and went open again
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