Facepunch makes a video game - General

There needs to be a wandering merchant in the game that only sells you the items you already have.

[QUOTE=Combat Wombat;39076612]There needs to be a wandering merchant in the game that only sells you the items you already have.[/QUOTE] along with items that you can't afford.

Secret OIFY level!

Where's our update OP?

The girl you play as has a huge penis.

add obama

Something tells me the OP isn't gonna make shit, but maybe that's just me. [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] wait why the fuck did i bump this

i got to the bridges and the explosives but then i set my hand on fire cant really work with just a left hand.

[QUOTE=Isaac96;39101769]i got to the bridges and the explosives but then i set my hand on fire cant really work with just a left hand.[/QUOTE] Pics of what you did do?

[QUOTE=Zareox7;39079173]Secret OIFY level![/QUOTE] Facepunch: The Game cheatcode "There is no OIFY level"

Dying uninstalls the game

It needs corgis.

The game is haunted and is essentially a virus that fucks up your computer in creepy ways.

Dunno if you need it, but I wouldn't mind writing some stuff for you if you want.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;39103413]Dunno if you need it, but I wouldn't mind writing some stuff for you if you want.[/QUOTE] Can you produce good writes such as 50 Shades of Grey?

I can do spritework of corgis.

Wasn't there actually a facepunch inspired game where you played the :v:? Make :v: your main character please.

There should be random bee attacks, but you can buy a bee repellant for an absurdly high price, but the it doesn't work and only makes the attacks happen more.

[QUOTE=Rocko's;39103535]Can you produce good writes such as 50 Shades of Grey?[/QUOTE] Much better writes. Here's an example 'I was laying in bed, he put his dick in me' good right?

[QUOTE=Egon Spengler;39073864]What about everyone and everything in the game having a gas mask on it?[/QUOTE] This, in atheism-themed levels.

Instead of a proper soundtrack, it chooses any random youtube video and plays the audio.

A level where everything is made of cake.

A nihilism level [editline]5th January 2013[/editline] And you're depressed, but to nihilistic to kill yourself.

[QUOTE=_Kent_;39101781]Pics of what you did do?[/QUOTE] filled a jug with axe and put a match in it with my hand right over it. i know im a dumb ass. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Oxee1.jpg[/IMG]