If you could have any Non-Existent Object, What would it be? V.2

[Dr. Hax]

The spawn menu.

[NickFury666]

A teleporter.

[B1N4RY!]

Toolgun

[jesse194]

This:[IMG]http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bfg_doom_movie.jpg[/IMG]

wtf, pic not showing

supposed to be bfg
[IMG]http://www.ripten.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/bfg_doom_movie.jpg[/IMG]

[NateDude]

Portal Gun :v:

[loggerin]

Copy, paste, and undo in real life.

[jesse194]

a watch than can pause time and start time.

[Corky]

Either immortality, or a device used for time travel.

[B1N4RY!]

[QUOTE=Corky;22137390]Either immortality, or a device used for time travel.[/QUOTE]

Immortality is not a tangible object

[GoldenGateTroll]

[IMG]http://doubledeckerbuses.org/blog/media/blogs/new/the_tardis_whoohoo.jpg[/IMG] Tardis. I'd use said object to travel time and have jolly good adventures!

[Guy Mannly]

the dead ringer. I could fuck with people so bad...

[ApertureFan]

1. Procure/create a machine that lets me create whatever I want.

2. Then, with this machine, I will create a machine that lets me create whatever I want.

3. Repeat steps 1 and 2.

4. Sell these excess machines for profit.

5. Do this for years to make fuck-tons of money.

6. Realize I just wasted my life selling machines to get money when the machines themselves could have made money, and pray the machines I sold aren't put to bad use--

"Enemy nuke incoming! Its over!"

Me: "Fuck. I sold it to a Call of Duty player."

[SanderMan]

[IMG]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091201222327/bioshock/images/f/f8/Eve_Hypo.png[/IMG]

What would I do with it? Become a goddamn splicer and scare people.

[tesher07]

an implant that lets me read peoples minds and lets me control them.