First thread on Facepunch.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=TrulliLulli;17810930]Also nobody better have an idea of bumping all of these dead threads[/QUOTE]

Cruisn' for a bruisin'.

[sp]I dunno, I was really drunk at the time.[/sp]

[The DooD]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=34655[/url]
My first thread was terrible. It was a shop thingy (images are gone now :argh: Imageshack). It's surprising because back then they considered it fairly decent, but if I posted that now I'd probably get banned for trolling or 5 second shit or something (but it did take me kind of a while).

But it's the next thread I created that I love the most. I posted 7 consecutive times:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=34447[/url]

It's surprising how a perma ban and two years of this forum has matured me beyond my piers.

[Foghorn]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=435758[/url]

Not as lame as I seemed to recall.

[betrayed]

[quote]Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms.[/quote]

:saddowns:

[SHoGuNN3R]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=312817[/url]

Fuck, I hate myself.

[acds]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=634347[/url]
[quote=acds]Since a lot of people say that one of the biggest letdowns farcry 2 was the weapon damage,i think that a hardcore mode (yes,i know it is very similar to CoD4) would be great,obviously released as a DLC.
I think that,with some modifications,multiplayer could really shine.
For example it could change:

-200% or more weapon damage (3-4 ak bullets in the chest should be deadly)
-Larger damage radius for explosives (sometimes a grande launcher shot at someones feet will not kill him,that's really irritating)
-Higher chance that a weapon jams or a rocket misfires (weapons jam but it's really rare,maybe the weather could influence this)
-Higher penetration for heavy weapons (right now the AS-50 does not penetrate a wooden box,it should penatrate and still be deadly on one shot)
-Less chance of being wounded,instead you would die (when you get shot 30 times with a assault rifle,you should not be lying on the ground waiting for a teammate to come and save you)

Any more ideas? [/quote]

Meh, could have been worse I guess.

[Belgian Punk]

[quote]Hi, you guys might think it's a piece of flying crap, I don't really care, I just want to know what you think of it, although I really hope you enjoy:D[/quote]
I made a plane out of containers. It went pretty slow, making it good for learning how to fly. It was not really appreciated. :saddowns:

[Puvleek]

On my previous alt, which was permbanned:
Oh shit.
[quote]I have problem Team Fortress 2. When I try to connect ANY server, i get message like this:
"Disconnect: This Steam account does not own this game.
Please login to the correct Steam account."
I searched Google for answers, and deleted ClientRegistry.blob.
What should I do?[/quote]
All right, I downloaded pirated TF2.
It weren't working so I bought The Orange Box for $6.
One of the best things I've ever bought this year.

[ZemogT]

My first one was in the wrong Forum:
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=714003[/url]

[SaWAH]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=782712[/url]

Saturnus, woo.

[Nautsabes]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;2490998]This is my first attempt at 'comics' I know that will not protect me from flamers and 'you suckers' but since it really is I thought I'd just tell you. I got the idea of the guy with the keyboard from the first episode of "Attack of the Show" on G4. I hope you enjoy.

[URL=http://img91.imageshack.us/my.php?image=csoffice0002wo8.jpg][IMG]http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/1676/csoffice0002wo8.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL=http://img223.imageshack.us/my.php?image=csoffice0009ip0.jpg][IMG]http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/8748/csoffice0009ip0.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[URL=http://img240.imageshack.us/my.php?image=csoffice0011sz9.jpg][IMG]http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/5978/csoffice0011sz9.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE]

That was back when I was rocking it with a 1.3GHz Celeron, 512mb of DDR, and a 512mb GeForce 5500. Good times.

[.Omo]

[quote]I was wondering if anyone could make a personal skin for me.

I would like it to be one of two skins (though I would prefer to be both). First skin: I would like it to have Inca/Aztec ancient style and have the name 'Inra' on it somewhere. Second skin: I would like it to have a futuristic style and have the name 'Omolong' on a card somewhere.

I don't mind what it's face looks like as long as it male character but I would like the maker to show it to me before releasing it.

I would like them to be hexed though![/quote]

Not bad.

[kybalt]

[quote]Well I made a map tad while ago and finally got a computer that can compile it within minutes instead of days.

The entire problem is in the thread title. The map does not even try to load in Ep2.

Compile Log

** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\sourcesdk\bin\orangebox\bin\vbsp.exe"
** Parameters: -game "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\ep2" "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack"

Valve Software - vbsp.exe (Mar 11 2008)
4 threads
materialPath: c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\ep2\materials
Loading C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.vmf
Patching WVT material: maps/tracktack/nature/blendgrassgrass001a_wvt_patch
Patching WVT material: maps/tracktack/nature/blendmuddirt001e_wvt_patch
fixing up env_cubemap materials on brush sides...
ProcessBlock_Thread: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 (1)
**** leaked ****
Entity func_button (-24.00 908.00 -10350.00) leaked!
Processing areas...
Brush 25169: areaportal brush doesn't touch two areas
done (0)
Building Faces...done (0)
FixTjuncs...
PruneNodes...
WriteBSP...
done (0)
Creating default LDR cubemaps for env_cubemap using skybox materials:
   skybox/sky_day01_01*.vmt
 ! Run buildcubemaps in the engine to get the correct cube maps.
Creating default HDR cubemaps for env_cubemap using skybox materials:
   skybox/sky_day01_01*.vmt
 ! Run buildcubemaps in the engine to get the correct cube maps.
Finding displacement neighbors...
Finding lightmap sample positions...
Displacement Alpha : 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
Building Physics collision data...
done (0) (248886 bytes)
Placing detail props : 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
Material NATURE/BLENDSANDSAND008A uses unknown detail object type coastline_grass01!
.10
Water found with no water_lod_control entity, creating a default one.
Compacting texture/material tables...
Reduced 631 texinfos to 423
Reduced 55 texdatas to 43 (1637 bytes to 1147)
Writing C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.bsp
4 seconds elapsed

** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\sourcesdk\bin\orangebox\bin\vvis.exe"
** Parameters: -game "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\ep2" "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack"

Valve Software - vvis.exe (Mar 11 2008)
4 threads
reading c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.bsp
reading c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.prt
LoadPortals: couldn't read c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.prt


** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\sourcesdk\bin\orangebox\bin\vrad.exe"
** Parameters:  -game "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\ep2" "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack"

Valve Software - vrad.exe SSE (Mar 11 2008)

      Valve Radiosity Simulator     
4 threads
[Reading texlights from 'lights.rad']
[48 texlights parsed from 'lights.rad']

Loading c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.bsp
No vis information, direct lighting only.
Setting up ray-trace acceleration structure... Done (1.24 seconds)
15958 faces
2 degenerate faces
56649635 square feet [8157547520.00 square inches]
23 Displacements
198368 Square Feet [28565066.00 Square Inches]
sun extent from map=0.087156
7 direct lights
BuildFacelights:     0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 (153)
Build Patch/Sample Hash Table(s).....Done<0.7258 sec>
FinalLightFace:      0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 (13)
FinalLightFace Done
0 of 0 (0% of) surface lights went in leaf ambient cubes.
ThreadComputeLeafAmbient: 0...1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 (89)
Writing leaf ambient...done
Ready to Finish

Object names       Objects/Maxobjs  Memory / Maxmem  Fullness 
------------       ---------------  ---------------  -------- 
models                 104/1024         4992/49152    (10.2%) 
brushes                629/8192         7548/98304    ( 7.7%) 
brushsides            4852/65536       38816/524288   ( 7.4%) 
planes                3950/65536       79000/1310720  ( 6.0%) 
vertexes             18793/65536      225516/786432   (28.7%) 
nodes                 7553/65536      241696/2097152  (11.5%) 
texinfos               423/12288       30456/884736   ( 3.4%) 
texdata                 43/2048         1376/65536    ( 2.1%) 
dispinfos               23/0            4048/0        ( 0.0%) 
disp_verts            6647/0          132940/0        ( 0.0%) 
disp_tris            11776/0           23552/0        ( 0.0%) 
disp_lmsamples      529041/0          529041/0        ( 0.0%) 
faces                15958/65536      893648/3670016  (24.3%) 
hdr faces                0/65536           0/3670016  ( 0.0%) 
origfaces             2554/65536      143024/3670016  ( 3.9%) 
leaves                7658/65536      245056/2097152  (11.7%) 
leaffaces            16647/65536       33294/131072   (25.4%) 
leafbrushes           3834/65536        7668/131072   ( 5.9%) 
areas                    2/256            16/2048     ( 0.8%) 
surfedges            78614/512000     314456/2048000  (15.4%) 
edges                40700/256000     162800/1024000  (15.9%) 
LDR worldlights          7/8192          616/720896   ( 0.1%) 
HDR worldlights          0/8192            0/720896   ( 0.0%) 
leafwaterdata            1/32768          12/393216   ( 0.0%) 
waterstrips            340/32768        3400/327680   ( 1.0%) 
waterverts               0/65536           0/786432   ( 0.0%) 
waterindices          5157/65536       10314/131072   ( 7.9%) 
cubemapsamples           0/1024            0/16384    ( 0.0%) 
overlays                 0/512             0/180224   ( 0.0%) 
LDR lightdata         [variable]    24566512/0        ( 0.0%) 
HDR lightdata         [variable]           0/0        ( 0.0%) 
visdata               [variable]           0/16777216 ( 0.0%) 
entdata               [variable]       45876/393216   (11.7%) 
LDR ambient table     7658/65536       30632/262144   (11.7%) 
HDR ambient table     7658/65536       30632/262144   (11.7%) 
LDR leaf ambient     25816/65536      722848/1835008  (39.4%) 
HDR leaf ambient      7658/65536      214424/1835008  (11.7%) 
occluders                0/0               0/0        ( 0.0%) 
occluder polygons        0/0               0/0        ( 0.0%) 
occluder vert ind        0/0               0/0        ( 0.0%) 
detail props          [variable]           1/12       ( 8.3%) 
static props          [variable]           1/1504     ( 0.1%) 
pakfile               [variable]      214986/0        ( 0.0%) 
physics               [variable]      248886/4194304  ( 5.9%) 
physics terrain       [variable]       20488/1048576  ( 2.0%) 

Level flags = 0

Total triangle count: 36443
Writing c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.bsp
4 minutes, 17 seconds elapsed

** Executing...
** Command: Copy File
** Parameters: "C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\garrysmod\garrysmod\maps\tracktack.bsp" "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\ep2\maps\tracktack.bsp"


** Executing...
** Command: "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\hl2.exe"
** Parameters: -game "c:\program files (x86)\steam\steamapps\13lackm35a\half-life 2 episode two\ep2"  +map "tracktack"

[/quote]
Woo.

[JSK-Fox]

How do I put HL:Ep 2 in hammer...
:downs:

[yellowoboe]

[QUOTE=Nautsabes;17814461]That was back when I was rocking it with a 1.3GHz Celeron, 512mb of DDR, and a 512mb GeForce 5500. Good times.[/QUOTE]
I think I remember that thread.

[Rediscover]

Here's my propostition, go on Omegle and say "I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK"
and see what they say,
Here's mine:

[quote]You: I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Stranger: I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK TOO!
Stranger: YAY!
You: WOOTZ
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE NACHOES?
You: NUH I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
Stranger: BUT WHAT IF WE PUT THE NACHOES, IN THE CHOCOLATE MILK?
You: brb postin thread on fp telling them to do this[/quote]

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Wrong icon, crap thread" - Gurant))[/highlight]

Exact replica of the first post :downs:

[Anzonix]

What actually is the firs thread on whole facepunch?

[.Cheezy.]

[QUOTE=Anzonix;17814745]What actually is the firs thread on whole facepunch?[/QUOTE]

I believe it was created by your mother. You'll have to ask her.

[Propheta]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=827469[/url]

Woo

[Ice]

[QUOTE=IceCKryss;10095981]I have played Garry's Mod since last year, and it worked fine. When Garry updated to the Half-Life 2 Episode 2 base, I couldn't play anymore because of my un-upgradable graphics card and its drivers. That was fine for me, but recently I've been feeling like making screenshots and scenes in-game. Previously, this was no problem. Recently, though, when I try to make a scene, any props or ragdolls that are too far away from my viewing window fade away and vanish with distance. This also happened when I tried Garry's Mod 9, and I have no idea whatever the problem may be.

If there are any console commands that I am missing, please let me know. Thanks!

EDIT: I found the answer after looking a little more desperately through the help section.

You have to set r_screenfademaxsize to a low number. Thanks anyway![/QUOTE]

I've made a total of: [B]2[/B] threads since joining Facepunch two years ago.