[QUOTE=Meader;18774849]I should create the heavens and the earth...[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff6/DVANDERM/not_this_shit_again.jpg[/img]
Yeah, this kind of shit didn't just happen two pages ago
On the first day god created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the f armer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten
the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.
What the fuck that isn't a picture mang
[img]http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/78/9853/One-These-Things-Not-Other_500x500.jpg[/img]
I know this got posted earlier in this thread and a few other threads, but I think I know the white kid in that picture.
[img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/4429_1083985705249_1394550277_30249693_4464963_n.jpg[/img]
[img]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs043.snc3/13038_1153537842995_1364148036_369765_7392441_n.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jack_Thompson;18774946][img]http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/photo/78/9853/One-These-Things-Not-Other_500x500.jpg[/img]
I know this got posted earlier in this thread and a few other threads, but I think I know the white kid in that picture.
[img]http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs006.snc1/4429_1083985705249_1394550277_30249693_4464963_n.jpg[/img]
[img]http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs043.snc3/13038_1153537842995_1364148036_369765_7392441_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Nope, different shirt, see?
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i had that set as my desktop shits trippy
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;18774878]Let's start again.
Welcome to LMAO Pics v.31. Here's content:
[img]http://media.fukung.net/images/10390/41732c47212b92445021c5a5ca74c2aa.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
It's on motherfucker.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/charles-manson.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18775026]It's on motherfucker.
[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/charles-manson.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[img]http://media.fukung.net/images/6428/Crazy_Lady.gif[/img]
Hungry hungry hippos world champion
[img]http://imgkk.com/i/lTT8cY.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=NecronLord15;18775511]Where is eart?[/QUOTE]
Right next to Jupite
no it's right next to Mar
[QUOTE=IhateValve;18775559]no it's right next to Mar[/QUOTE]
Your thinking for Satur
What about Plut
no I'm pretty sure it's eart
[img]http://www.aerospaceweb.org/question/astronomy/solar-system/solar-system.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;18775600]What about Plut[/QUOTE]
Its not a Plane anymore.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18775608]Its not a Plane anymore.[/QUOTE]
In my hear it is.
Plut is better than Mercur anyways.
why the fuck do you guys do this like every page
[QUOTE=davidofmk771;18775636]In my hear it is.
Plut is better than Mercur anyways.[/QUOTE]
Mercur is so close to the Su, everything would bur.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18775608]Its not a Plane anymore.[/QUOTE]
I hate that they did tha . I miss Plut [img]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/2458/halfsad.png[/img]
Hey, I can see Uranu out here.
[QUOTE=Woutsie;18763954]
[img]http://i33.tinypic.com/v2vk9w.jpg[/img]
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you have that in gif form?
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