Corrupt a wish! - General - Facepunch Forum

Granted, but all of the things do not function, and you may not dispose of them. More and more of these useless, non-functioning things appear every day, leaving you alone, sad, and overwhelmed by your many, yet useless possessions. I wish someone would gift me a game on steam.

Granted, but it's Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks. I wish for everyone to live a happy life!

[QUOTE=Foxconn;37121119]Granted, but it's Country Justice: Revenge of the Rednecks.[/QUOTE] I'd take it. Granted, but since no one can be truly happy, the entire human race has been executed. I wish I had an unlimited supply of Chocolate Milk.

Granted, but it's all spoiled. I wish my Raspberry Pi didn't take so long to ship.

Granted, but it's still spoiled. I wish I had soap.

Granted, but you drop it and I think we all know where that's going. I wish I could smooth talk anybody and everybody.

granted, but you lose your voice from so much talking. I wish I had a glass of water.

[QUOTE=Color;37113047]Granted but everyone grows tentacles.[/QUOTE] That's not corruption in my books. Your glass of water is nearly empty there's like 2 drops in it I wish for a sandwich that tastes really super good.

Granted, but it'll eventually give you mouth cancer. I wish for an internet with no dickbags on it

Granted, but everything becomes far less entertaining I wish my computer could run fallout 3

Granted, but your computer runs it so well you think that it's reality, and you insane. I wish for a gun, that when pointed at a person, gives them DD breasts.

Granted, but it granted a random boy with leukemia. Good going. I wish TearJerker wasn't such a tear jerkoff to give that poor kid leukemia.

Granted but you end up with lukemia I wish there was a cure for cancer

Granted, but you must donate your body to cure it. I wish I could kill anyone by kneeing them in the genitals.

Granted, but you have a mirror taped to your face. I wish I lived on the sun. god dammit you changed your wish uh Granted, but you lose both your legs to necrosis.

Granted, you are their new paper boy. I wish I had a pet walrus.

Granted, but it wants to kill you. I wish I could speak to cats.

Granted, but all they do is insult you. I wish I was stronger.

Granted but you become deformed, kinda like a tank I wish I could fly

Granted, but you one day fly drunk, and crash. I wish Valve time was faster.

Granted, but they still can't count to 3. I wish for Windows to get critically defeated by Linux.

Granted but the internet goes down forever. I wish i had a nice women to love and care for.

Granted, but a nice women does not exist. Did you mean nice woman? I wish I had a big red car.

Granted, but the car runs off of the tears of cancer patients. I wish I had a shotgun that shoot marshmallows.

Granted, but the Ghostbusters trap you, mistaking you for an ancient Sumerian God(ess?) I wish for a JDGNBSDVIJNARBIJSNBVIJSD.

Granted, but SFKUDSERJONFFIFJSIWBIRLEPSKWNDOGICHTCJMDODHESIBRI I wish for a box of lucky charms cereal.

Granted, but that asshole leprechaun takes them. I wish for 5 pinatas.

Granted, but they contain NITROGLYCERIN-COVERED BEES! I wish my tuition bill was less.

Granted, but your school burns down due to under funding... and you're in it. I wish I had some apple juice.

Granted, but the apples are chinese apples grown in nuclear waste. I wish I had a new bicycle.