Corrupt a wish!

[Splash Attack]

Granted, but the tires are missing.

I wish I had a pet llama.

[No_Excuses]

Granted, but every hour it shits on your pillow.

I wish Einstein was alive and immortal.

[TheLolrus]

Granted, but all he does is stare at your ass, all day.

I wish I could shout rockets.

[absolalone111]

granted but the rockets are made of feaces

I wish for world peace

[Moustacheman]

Granted, but Hitler rules the world.

I wish for 12.

[Erkor]

Granted, but 12 is the new 666.

I wish a gigantic fortress.

[Arkhana]

Granted, it's made out of air!

I wish for a hug.

[Erkor]

Granted.

A cactus hugs you.

I wish for lava beams shooting out of my hands.
-ninja'd-

[Cabbage]

Granted but they fire whenever you masturbate.

I wish for 1 ton of spaghetti.

[Erkor]

Granted, but the spaghetti gets eaten by giant wario.

I wish for a pet void creature.

-ninja'd again lolol-

[Shoopiwoop]

[QUOTE=erkor;37135448]Granted, but the spaghetti gets eaten by giant wario.

I wish for a pet void creature.

-ninja'd again lolol-[/QUOTE]
You get a pet but his warranty is void.

I want a powerful computer.

[Devilsfuge]

The computer becomes sentiant and takes over the world

I wish to have the power to summon and control the undead

[Arkhana]

Granted. But you can't control who you summon, overpopulating the earth and killing everyone including you. And because you misspelt sentient.

I still want a hug.

[Cabbage]

Granted, but its kind of lackluster and doesn't emanate any strong feeling of affection.

I wish for a new bed.

[TearJerker]

Granted, but now you have extreme insomnia.

I wish for an F-35.

[Cabbage]

Granted but it has no engine, and the engine costs £35,000,000.

I wish for a new dog.

[Color]

Granted, but the dog has 3 heads.

I wish for a private jet.

[[EG] Pepper]

Granted, but the pilots are parkinsons sufferers who are prone to having seizures while flying.

I wish for google fiber to come to england

[Devilsfuge]

It fails on the way there

I wish for superpowers

[absolalone111]

Granted, you have the power to controll milk

I wish I was a well known actor

[Erkor]

Granted, but your voice sounds like a 3 year old child.

I wish for the power to control, summon and consume void creatures.

[BigJoeyLemons]

They consume you before you can consume them.
I wish that people didn't wear clothing unless there was a practical reason to.

[No_Excuses]

Granted, but nuclear winter.

I wish we could find life on another planet.

Edit: Holy shit boxes.

[[EG] Pepper]

Granted but then they invade earth.

Thanks asshole

I wish i had the delorian from BTTF

[That Deer]

Granted, but you don't end up reaching 88 mph.

I wish for divine inspiration.

[BigJoeyLemons]

Granted, you're inspired to shoot yourself in the face.
I wish that every conservative republican would have to spend one day as whoever they're denying rights to.

[Moustacheman]

Granted, but Obama becomes the new Lenin.

I wish for a goldfish.

[That Deer]

Granted, here you go:
[img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-yr_pXANE9tI/TjH_zqbh1kI/AAAAAAAABds/Gp3VGhCEEtk/s1600/goldfish_cracker_picture.jpg[/img]

I wish for a vintage broom-handle mauser

[Moustacheman]

Granted, but it's broken, and you have to fish it out of Gaben's ass.

I wish EA would stop paying of IGN to give good reviews to their games and for IGN to stop calling classics horrible.

[Chaotic Lord]

Granted but then IGN rates every game ever 10/10, and you don't know what games are good and have to find out by PLAYING THEM BY YOURSELF!

I wish the train track outside my window would permanently stop service, so a train would never go by again.