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Granted. But the trains evetually stopped service during an Earthquake that destroyed your entire city/town I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Granted, but you created a paradox, and destroyed the world. I wish that I could make good 3d models and animate well and make awesome maps and all that stuff.

Granted but only you can see them I wish women would want to fuck me

Granted, By the attractiveness level of all women on the planet drops to that of your average ape. I wish for the power to pause and rewind time

Wish granted! However your remote uses very outdated batteries, and...they're dead. I wish for wishes

granted but they can only involve onion and banana juice. i wish for a healthy alive and docile pony

Granted but it's ugly as fuck and makes you want to kill yourself I wish for valve to release a console

granted, but it has less games than the ps3. i wish kinder eggs were legal in the us.

Granted, but they are empty, [B]ALL OF THEM[/B] I wish I could controll peoples minds

Granted, but you have a brain hemorrhage and die I wish my laptop was powerful enough to run every game out there.

Granted, however your Steam account gets banned, all your retail games break, and you don't have the money to buy new ones. I wish I had wings that are powerful enough to let me fly.

Granted, You don't know how to fly and your body is not aerodynamic so you crash. I wish that everyone just stopped taking harmful drugs already so we don't have to keep making laws about them.

Granted,they start injecting harmful fruits. [sp] ey man eeegotnightshadeeyy?? gotnightsadeHi! [/sp] I wish for a wobbler with tot sauce and clops

[QUOTE=Muthenfrucheir;37154572]Granted,they start injecting harmful fruits. [sp] ey man eeegotnightshadeeyy?? gotnightsadeHi! [/sp] I wish for a wobbler with tot sauce and clops[/QUOTE] Granted, but you get a picture of a Rule 34 MLP picture. I wish Big the Cat was never created.

Granted but alot more sonic characters are created I wish to control water

Granted, you now have fanatics that worship you I wish for 60 bucks

You get 50 I wish for mind controlling powers to control my fanatics

Granted but the only thing you can do is give them more energy. I wish I had a delicious meal to eat.

Granted, but you have no arms and your mouth is sown shut I wish I could ban garry

Granted, but you wake up. I wish for humans to live longer.

Granted, but the number of additional years you live is directly proportional to the amount of gay sex you receive. I wish doctors could cure everything with a pill.

Granted, but everyone overdoses and dies. I wish for an ugly girlfriend who has every type of std and herpie, also has bad body oder, fat, cavities , poor, not a virgin.

Granted, you get that exactly, [B]AND MORE!!![/B] Plus she's horny as hell, and real kinky. I wish for a lamp.

You get a lamp that uses bulbs that aren't sold anywhere except North Korea. I wish for a smartphone.

granted, but it has plans for your death. I wish no wish could be corrupted.

Granted, but the world is now overrunned by headcrabs for no apparent reason at all. I wish for a wish.

Granted, but you have to fuck a hairy Italian genie to get it, and he only does anal. I wish for a box of objects, any objects.

Granted, but you get a box of atomic bombs and die. I wish Facepunch was ran by the user below me.

granted, but I get tired. I wish I was a doctor.

Granted, but you had to sacrifice your life for a patient, so then you died. I wish people knew who Cream the rabbit is.