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Granted, but Cream is the new Big, and then Link kills everyone because the Sonic series is dead. I wish for I never saw John Cleese's ass in "The Meaning of Life."

You see his dick instead I wish I had never read that sonic creepy pasta.

Granted, it happened in front of you. I wish i had a working miniature Tesla coil.

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[QUOTE='[EG] Pepper;37159865']Granted, it happened in front of you. I wish i had a working miniature Tesla coil.[/QUOTE] Granted, But it costed everything you own. (WORTH IT) (OUT OF THREAD) Wow! Thanx so much! I never thought This'd actually get popular!

No question, so no answer. I wish borderlands 2 was out now

No problem. It's released right this moment in its current state of completion and is never updated, ever. I wish I had the ability to bring anything from a dream into the real world (I'm fairly sure I've used this one before but I seriously want to be able to do this).

Granted, but it happens randomly, and often after nightmares. I wish for a balloon.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37162333]Granted, but it happens randomly, and often after nightmares. I wish for a balloon.[/QUOTE] Wish granted, but the balloon has no air/helium in it and is filled with holes. I wish for world domination over a habitable planet.

Granted, but the aliens stage a rebellion, and overthrow you with ease. I wish for a turd.

Granted you get a smelly turd as a TF2 hat. I wish for a new laptop

[QUOTE=Torjuz;37162952]Granted you get a smelly turd as a TF2 hat. I wish for a new laptop[/QUOTE] Granted, but it's dead on arrival. I wish for the power to kill a yak from 200 yards away, with mindbullets.

Granted, but when you shoot a mindbullet, your brain will blow up. I wish for a bigger stash of Lego's.

You get a mountain of useless flat round single-pegged bricks. I wish butts

Granted, they grow on you like tumours I wish I was a mod

Granted, but you get banned with ease. I wish to control fire and be able to masturbate without it burning my dick off.

Granted, but only masturbating prevents you from burning yourself. I wish I was a space travelling robot.

Granted, but it runs off of semen of aids infected monkeys. I wish for a sniper rifle.

Granted, you accidentally shoot yourself in the head. I wish my avatar would stop grining like a creep.

They find out and then stop playing sonic ever again I wish for more hats in team fortress

you get crushed to death by hats I wish I wasnt hungry

Granted. You have to eat rotten meat to stay in this state though. I wish to be invincible and let skeletons pop out of nowhere.

[QUOTE=erkor;37169544]Granted. You have to eat rotten meat to stay in this state though. I wish to be invincible and let skeletons pop out of nowhere.[/QUOTE] Granted, but the skeletons are also invincible and while they won't kill you, they will keep bothering you FOREVER. I wish for the power to control other people's powers.

[QUOTE=horsedrowner;37169576]Granted, but the skeletons are also invincible and while they won't kill you, they will keep bothering you FOREVER. I wish for the power to control other people's powers.[/QUOTE] Granted, but no one has super powers thus you control nothing. I wish to live in any game world I choose.

Granted, but you wind up in the Wasteland, and a deathclaw rapes your butt. I wish I had a pirate ship.

Granted, but the government also known as the RIAA takes it away. I wish Facepunch Mods could be even more hostile towards rule-breaking dopeheads.

Granted everyone gets banned I wish for 2 more wishes

Granted, but your next wish must include self harm. I wish I could make the best iced tea in the world.

Granted, but it's even better. I wish for FP Mods to be Immortal.

Granted but everyone's permabanned I wish for a harem of beautiful women who only life to please me