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They are all extremely ugly(and one has a penis) I wish for a pet dragon

Granted, but it burns and rapes you to death I wish I had a cat

Granted, but it is missing an eye and its back legs. I wish for hot lesbians

Yes but they are not interested in you I wish to make the last wish tonight

Granted. but people can continue wishing. I wish my hat was a little bigger.

Granted, it falls on you and crushes you.

I wish the poster above me remembered to wish for something.

Granted,he wishes for you to suck his dick. I wish for an Nvidia GPU that doesn't get hot enough to fucking cook food

Granted, it gets cold enough to freeze your entire PC. I would wish for EA to stop throwing Sims 3 expansions out of their asses (maybe except Seasons)

Granted, but instead they plan to have released sims 24 by q3 2013 I wish i could fly

Granted. You are now a fly. I wish to be a reaper from mass effect.

Granted. However you are only a 1:100 scale replica of one and you are used as an anal masturbation toy. I wish I had a gun with an endless amount of bullets.

Granted, it is unsafe to fire and explodes taking your hands with it. I wish i had a job.

granted, but you're working as a prostitute. i wish i had a glass of cola.

granted, but its not coka cola, its diet coke I wish had bitcoins

Granted, but everyone gets them as well, making them virtually worthless. I wish this wish did not occur.

Granted, but it occurs anyway and turns you into a Lego brick. I wish for Facepunch Moderators to be even more harsh than they ever were.

Granted; everyone got banned. I wish that marijuana were somewhat legal; regulated by the government and sold at a fair price.

Granted, but potheads create a monopoly and run the world governments with an iron fist. I wish I could play any game I wanted to play anytime I wanted to play.

Granted, But you had to play it for 1 day, and you couldn't stop. I wish I was in the Fallout World. (NV Specifically)

Granted, but you get turned into a gecko, get anally raped by a ghoul and die of radiation poisoning. I wish more people were PC gamers.

Granted, but now all the servers are full and you can't play. I wish I could play awesome music and have lots of fans and money and nothing went wrong.

Granted. You can music that sounds like Nickelback, (Hey, some people find that awesome) You own lots of fans that also come with Low, Med, and High settings, And you have 10 million Zimbabwean dollars. I wish I had 10 US dollars.

Granted, but they came straight from the crack of a male (or female depending on your sexual orientation) hooker. I wish I could cook food to perfection with my hands.

[QUOTE=supersocko;37184708]Granted, but they came straight from the crack of a male (or female depending on your sexual orientation) hooker. I wish I could cook food to perfection with my hands.[/QUOTE] Granted, but everything you touch turns into a delicious meal. EVERYTHING. I wish that it was colder.

Ok than one ice age coming up I wish for a sandwich

Granted, made of knives I wish I had weed

Granted, but the weed is made of doodles. I wish to possess people.

You possess Justin Beiber I wish for noodles

Wish Granted, but after 4 months after you eat your noodles, you sit on your doorstep, reflecting on your life, saying hi to passing people, when a man comes up to you with a gun, and puts a bullet in your head. If you get this reference I love you. I wish I was a banana.