Corrupt a wish! - General - Facepunch Forum

[QUOTE=THATCAKEISASPY;37189388]Wish Granted, but after 4 months after you eat your noodles, you sit on your doorstep, reflecting on your life, saying hi to passing people, when a man comes up to you with a gun, and puts a bullet in your head. If you get this reference I love you. I wish I was a banana.[/QUOTE] You're a green banana that no one eats and you turn brown before anyone can eat you. I wish for a harem of bass playing men to please and serve me.

The men die 5 seconds later after you call them destroying the world. I wish I was a banana that someone would eat.

Granted, but you taste terrible and get thrown away after the first bite. I wish 5 dollars would appear in my hand

Granted, but it is on fire. I wish I was a billionare.

Granted, but you cannot find or buy happiness, ever. I wish we found that code to crack the passworded file for the TF2 ARG.

Granted, but it's in an alien language that no keyboard can replicate. I wish my butt no longer hurt.

Granted, but only for a while until a transsexual african-american woman rapes you. I wish for Facepunch Studios to live happily ever after.

Granted, But gmod fades away.... I WISH FOR POOTIS.

Granted, you become a meme that simply fades off. I wish for anything I buy I would have the exact change magically appear in my pocket.

Granted, but it's all in pennies, and you may never remove them from your pockets, or change pants. I wish that I had some delicious Ice Cream

You get your favorite flavor, but die from an allergic reaction. I wish I was bankrupt.

Granted, you are not only bankrupt, but also in massive debt to the mob, and the Big Man wants his money, [B]SEE?[/B] I wish explode.

You explode. WHAT COULD GO WRONG. I wish for chocolate chip cookies.

Granted; however the chocolate isn't chocolate. I wish for a Whose Line Is It Anyway? reunion.

[QUOTE=ironman17;37197005]Granted; however the chocolate isn't chocolate. I wish for a Whose Line Is It Anyway? reunion.[/QUOTE] SHIT YES. Granted, but the carpet was removed in place for a hardwood floor. I wish to be un-vacbanned

ok, but you die in a fire I wish I was gold member

Granted, but then you find it isn't all it's cracked up to be. I wish Minecraft didn't hog so much RAM.

Granted, but it requires a High-End GPU and CPU instead. I wish for the above guy's avatar to get some hair.

Granted, he now has the world's hairiest ass. I wish my neighbors would stop being so loud when they fuck.

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;37200575]Granted, he now has the world's hairiest ass. I wish my neighbors would stop being so loud when they fuck.[/QUOTE] Granted. Only now, you constantly hallucinate that your neighbors are fucking nearby you everywhere you go. I wish I was an astronaut. :v:

Granted, but you go out of the shuttle for the first time whilst in space and forget your oxygen. D: I wish nothing bad will come out of this wish, and I get something I like. :D

Granted but it's 2 ground grams of a vegetable you like. [thumb]http://ni9e.com/store/images/IMG_2470.JPG[/thumb] I wish for huge,scratchy records of every song I like,and a record player.I want to do some serious scratching.

Granted, but you have nothing to play it. I wish I never got banned

snipped, I am fucking retarded

[QUOTE=CarmineGear;37201600]Granted, but you have nothing to play it. I wish I never got banned[/QUOTE] Granted, but you also never joined facepunch. I wish that I could fly!

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;37205064]Granted, but you also never joined facepunch. I wish that I could fly![/QUOTE] Granted, But you have to buy the plane tickets. (You're flying on a plane, right?) I WISH FOR CHEESE.

Granted, you are now a rat. I wish for a duck that definitely won't become self aware probably.

Granted, but you seem to end up in improbable situations. I wish I could punch people to the moon.

Granted but your arm explodes like some shit from Riki-Oh I wish my skin was invisible.

grant but you look more of a freak then you already were. I wish for everybody's wishes doesn't come true.