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Well, you just created a paradox, which I will also do now. I wish this wish didn't come true.

Granted, the resulting paradox destroyed time and space Thanks I wish for a bag of crisps

Granted. But they were crushed in the delivery truck and you're left with crisp flavored dust. I wish I had some mac and cheese and that it was delicious.

Granted but eating it gave you diarrhea and you end up on the toilet for hours. Wish I had a good college to go to so I could be able to get a job.

[QUOTE=digigamer17;37228194][B]Granted but eating it gave you diarrhea and you end up on the toilet for hours. [/B] Wish I had a good college to go to so I could be able to get a job.[/QUOTE] Worth it. Granted, but you flunk out because reasons. I wish I had an awesome computer.

Granted, you have no power or a mouse or keyboard I wish my iPhone worked

Granted, but the touch screen is electrified i wish Abe's Oddysee HD would come out already

Granted, but only in Vatican City. I wish for the power to read thoughts.

[QUOTE=TearJerker;37231387]Granted, but only in Vatican City. I wish for the power to read thoughts.[/QUOTE] Granted. You can only read your own. I wish I was hungry.

Granted, but the banana you ate was toxic and you slowly die painfully. I wish I had a Diorama like Miniature Wunderland in my basement.

Granted, but your basement door is now locked and can never open. I wish I had only 3 months of college left instead of 16.

Granted, but a mix-up happened and you now have 18 months of college with those extra two months costing you 2.5 million dollars. I wish for autism to be cured.

granted but now mojang looses millions when all the asburgers want refunds for minecraft. I wish I had a ticket to the dota 2 international 2.

Granted but the ticket was a forgery and you went to Jail for it. Wish I had a a magical wallet that would always have money in it.

Granted, but it can only be used to purchase asparagus greens. I wish I had a kind and thoughtful mother.

granted, you tied her in your basement and the police are on the way I wish I was home

Granted, but nobody but you is at home, ever. I wish I could wish a wish which has not been wished yet.

Granted, but somehow trees burn. Great work, plaster. I wish to manipulate everything without any circumstances ever.

Granted, but I smash your computer after you costumize your character. I wish for one of those "good boy" stickers that teachers used to give to three year olds for not crying during storytime.

Granted, but you burst into flames for no reason. I wish for njfsdbv hijsdfkbzabvhkjskjrbhjlbiasdbhivsabhifhbasuibzbijvk.

Granted but s,bglbsldglssndgljnnnnwl sdkgkw ekg weg. I wish the above poster actually wished for something.

Granted, he wished for a fly pet. I wish for a new PC screen.

Granted, but it transforms into a robot and shanks you. I wish for unlimited hoodies during the school winter months

Granted, but they're all way to small and don't actually fit you, and are made of a material that will fray beyond recognition should you attempt to cut them up and make a bigger one. I wish I could use the force.

granted, you cant controll it, and you hurt the people you love I wish I could watch the 25th episode of code geass

Granted, but it's in 240p and in Portuguese. I wish I wasn't fat

Granted, now you're anorexic. I wish I had a better laptop.

Granted, but now the desktop background is a looped video of gayporn playing at full volume. I wish I had some ice tea.

Granted. It is a sculpture of T made of ice. I wish I Could control said robot that shanked me.

Granted you get it to shank yourself to suicide I wish for team fortress 2 to update mvm