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Granted, but they add a 100$ hat that you NEED to get! I wish a new version of Garrys Mod would come out.

Granted, but the steam servers explode and nobody can play anything ever. I wish someone would buy me a gift on steam.

Granted, but it's modern warfare 3. I wish I could rewind life at times.

Granted, but you can only rewind to the bad parts of life I wish Garry was a women

Granted, but she never created facepunch studios nor got into gaming. I wish I could kill one person, and it wouldn't matter.

Granted, but the person you killed had AIDS and a little bit of blood just happened to make its way into an open would in your skin so you die of AIDS. I wish Black Mesa Source would release.

Granted, but Half life 3 will never be rel- oh wait..... I wish for 3 more wishes

[QUOTE=Lanex;37260601]Granted, but it's modern warfare 3.[/QUOTE] Eh, I'd take it. [QUOTE=ExplosiveCheese;37260992]Granted, but Half life 3 will never be rel- oh wait..... I wish for 3 more wishes[/QUOTE] Granted, but you may only use those wishes to wish for more wishes, and you may only use those for more wishes and so on and so forth. I wish someone would buy me a title on here.

Granted, it is one of those massive titles that says how much of a bad poster you are. I wish my ISP wasn't unstable as fuck.

Granted. Your ISP gives you a stable dial-up connection. I wish it was 17:00.

granted, its stuck at 17:00 for ever, and everyone is frozen in time exept you I wish I wasn't using linux

Granted, but you have to use Internet explorer for everything. [editline]16th August 2012[/editline] I wish [redacted]

Granted but [DATA EXPUNGED] I wish for nothing

Wish granted, but you get one wish that you must fulfill or your family dies and you get your genitalia removed. I wish for a statue of Adam Jensen made of melted pink dildos.

Granted, But when the Dildos melted they turned black. I wish for....... Gmod to stop breaking

[QUOTE=Muggy;37277034]Granted, But when the Dildos melted they turned black. I wish for....... Gmod to stop breaking[/QUOTE] Granted, but all your addons and stuff break to fix it. I wish NASA got their budget back

Granted they waste it again I wish for a robot

Granted, The robot had defunct wiring and it explodes killing you as will I wish for Inner Peace.

Granted, but with Inner Peace comes responsibilities too great for you to bear, and you die. I wish for a golden crowbar.

Granted, but it's wood painted gold. I wish I could ride the Freeman Train ;)

[QUOTE=Muggy;37279212]Granted, but it's wood painted gold. I wish I could ride the Freeman Train ;)[/QUOTE] Granted, but they threw you off the train cause you didn't have a ticket I wish my wish will never be corrupt.

Granted, but the effect only lasts for one wish. ...So you gain nothing at all. I wish for Gold Member.

granted, but you get perma'd for finding a forum exploit I wish I could kill

granted, but you end up only doing it to yourself. I wish i could ride the gravy train.

Granted, but it hits mashed potato mountain, and everything goes downhill from there. (Pun intended) I WISH FOR... MORE fsfgsnm m,gbvmnv

Granted, but aihsod,dpwjd aiwda I wish for

Granted, but I wish I could access the goat tower.

[QUOTE=salmonmarine;37294066]Granted, but I wish I could access the goat tower.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you'll turn into a goat yourself. I wish for a free lawyer so he or she can write me the most incorruptible wish ever.

[QUOTE=maurits150;37294161]Granted, but you'll turn into a goat yourself. I wish for a free lawyer so he or she can write me the most incorruptible wish ever.[/QUOTE] Granted, ahem, "I wish that maurits150 would pay in full US legal currency and far out the ass for monetary compensation for my time writing this wish by 2:00PM, August 19 2012". I wish that every time I walked into a bathroom there would always be enough toilet paper to get the job done.

granted, but unfortunately that toilet paper is covered in shit.