Corrupt a wish!

[Flicky]

I wish the above user made a wish.

[Egg_Toaster]

[QUOTE=Flicky;37294316]I wish the above user made a wish.[/QUOTE]

Granted

I wish for nothing

[Daniel Smith]

Granted, something.

I wish I could fly.

[Devilsfuge]

You fly into a plane... nice job

I wish for this thread to not die

[Moustacheman]

Granted, it turns into LMAO pics.

I wish for tits.

[Chaotic Lord]

Granted, but they are too large and give you irreversible chronic back problems, and you can not have them reduced!

I wish for my camera to arrive.

[garry 2]

granted but your dog gets cancer

I wish for a burrito

[wwlfr]

granted but you get cancer

i wish for money

[red_rizer36]

Granted, have fun with 10 cents.

I wish for an Air Conditioner

[Chaotic Lord]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

Seeing as the person below me failed to corrupt my wish (It didn't make sense, and I don't have a dog): I wish my camera would arrive.

[absolalone111]

granted, its in peices

I wish I was home

[Griff]

granted but it fell under disrepair and you die of the damp or step on a rusty nail.

[editline]20th August 2012[/editline]

I wish for Prequel Adventure to update.

[ForNoReason]

Granted but its only depressing. Just like the last 30 updates

I wish for more SBaHJ's to be made.

[OrionChronicles]

They are, but they suck.

I wish for a life.

[Deathwing]

Granted, but you are a zombie.

I wish to be a dragon.

[BigJoeyLemons]

Granted but you are Puff the Magic Dragon and everyone thinks you're on drugs.

I wish I could see myself without using reflections or screens. Just, see myself.

[KillerSlash]

Granted, but you're ugly as fuck.
I wish my dog could live as long as me.

[Appellation]

Granted, but he eventually learns how to talk, and he turns out to be a pederast.

I wish I could transplant people from one side of the planet to the other. Just BOOM, new life, but far, far away from me.

[OrionChronicles]

Granted, but you accidentally use that power on your girlfriend.

I wish for a battlestar

[bobbert4ever]

Granted, but the battlestar is broken beyond repair.

I wish for a pet cat.

[Steamswitch]

Granted, but it dies messily the second you get it.

I wish I had the power to unsee.

[OrionChronicles]

Granted, but you now automatically unsee anything remotely titillating

I wish for a beer

[Lolx0rz]

Granted but it's carbonated piss.

No real difference imho.

I wish to be lucky.

[Roxerg]

granted, you're lucky to be alive after a car crash but both of your legs are broken.

i wish shit was delicious.

[OrionChronicles]

granted, but it still gives you ecoli

I wish for the world to explode

[KillerSlash]

Granted, but it's Raisin and Feces flavour.

I wish every girl on the planet had a perfect body and face with large tits and their image was amazing, took an interest me and I am unable to be gay ever and the girls were easier than whores, and my mother is not one of them.

Try and corrupt that, bitches.

[OrionChronicles]

They are all succubi, and they rip you limb from limb in their lust

I wish the big crush would happen and every living thing in the universe would die

[Eric Blank]

wish granted, you are now the only living thing in the hole universe

[kazookie]

Since you had no wish, you are now corrupted.

I wish Kung Fu Panda 3 was out sometime soon.

[KaSaku]

Your desired wish has been granted: Kung Fu Panda became a whole-remake with a dulled story told.

I wish Hurricane Sandy never existed.