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granted, but then hurricane felepe, a category 5, absolutely wrecks NYC anyway i wish to have a wish that does not get corrupted

Granted, you get nothing. I wish that I wasn't so tired.

Granted, you're dead. I wish my school got destroyed by an asteroid.

Granted, but you were in school. I wish POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS

granted, but it's completely retarded i wish the shit im about to take smells horrible

Granted, but you suffocate. I wish J.B. was dead.

Granted i wish for this wish to get corrupted, not corrupting it counting as corrupting it

Error, granted but not granted Kill Mitt Romney

Granted, but I voted for him Kill Obama also.

Granted. First black zombie president. The ability to reveal the true nature of others (think Fable)

Granted. you hear everyone in the worlds thoughts at the same time I wish for a puppy.

Granted. However, it has no legs and never SHUTS THE FUCK UP. I wish for eternal happiness.

Ninjad, goddamn. Granted, you also become immortal. You watch your loved ones die as the years pass by, making you become lonely forever. Atleast you're not sad. I wish for a hot waifu.

Granted, She is short, fat, smelly and wears pants made of glass all the time. I wish for the destruction om MLP

Granted, but a much worse, more cult-like fandom pops up immediately. I wish for this wish to be uncorruptible.

Granted I wish for Justin Beiber's fame

Granted, But you get killed by a crazed fan I wish for a friend (I have none, and some bastard cut my puppys legs off)

Wish granted. Your friend is a nub, is ugly, is fat, is retarded (stupid) and likes dick. Oh, and (EDIT) he scares all (wo)men who are attracted to you. I wish I was a beautiful woman.

Granted; however you are a slave to a truly vile group of men who abuse you in truly abhorrent ways. I wish for Activision and EA to be utterly destroyed.

Granted, but Valve soon after becomes as corrupted as EA and Activision combined, releasing Half-Life games and $25.00 gun DLC every year with only 35 minutes of singleplayer and over 85 years of multiplayer content. I wish I was an astronaut.

EDIT: Granted, but you die on your first mission in space. Your head blew up. I wish that I could actually wake up when I'm supposed to.

Then you get into a good sleeping routine and must go to bed earlier. (Less Garry's Mod for you) I wish people would make better subtitles for everything. Also- *sniff* what a classic. This thread is pretty much THE obligatory thread on any forum.

All subtitles are written in comic sans and impact. I wish my mom would stop beating me.

Granted, but your mom starts stabbing you instead. I wish I had a brand new banana from Florida.

Granted, but as soon as you get it a chinese person comes up from the sewers, snatches it out of your hands, rams it up your ass, then eats it, then when he leaves, you slip on the peal and land face first on a landmine. I wish I was an engineer

Hello bro! Granted, but you can't sleep anymore. I wish i become the best engineer :v:

Granted, you become the best darn Engineer in the universe, you became so good that you invented gravitational singularity. Soon after setting up this gravitational singularity you get sucked into it and your body is ripped apart and thrown onto the walls while the Singularity begins to eat the Space Station you used to reside on. I wish for a landmine.

Granted, but you it blows up your neighborhood in a freak accident. I wish for new speakers.

Granted, but they only produce a very annoying sound. I wish for the longest penis in the universe.

Granted, but you die when you got your very first boner with your new dick due to all your blood going to it. I wish that I had fiber optic internet.