Corrupt a wish!

[wickedplayer494]

Granted, but the internet implodes.

I wish that I go on The Price is Right!

[Implications_Unp]

Granted,but you have to name the price of air.

I wish for a walrus.

[Muggy]

Granted, But you're allergic to walruses

I wish i had a fucking unicorn

[fruityfruit]

granted, but you are instantly impaled by its horn

i wish i could manipulate water

[:0]

granted but its salt water.

i wish i had a car.

[Shadower1337]

Granted, but you die after you get it.

I wish I had never seen this thread.

[Zerokateo]

Granted, but you see another thread full of gay midget donkey porn pictures.

I wish for $1500 dollars.

[lemonade1950]

Granted but it's Monopoly money

I wish for a pet dragon that doesn't die or kill anyone

[H.Drescher]

Granted, but all it does is burn you with 3rd deegree burns.

I wish WWII never ended.

[SilverDragon619]

granted, but you're in Nazi Germany and suspected of being a jew and sentenced to death.

I wish I was loved.

[lemonade1950]

Granted but you and your lover fight, argue, and eventually he/she murders you.

I wish I was better at art stuff

[Zerokateo]

Granted, but you have no arms and only 1 leg.

I wish I had $1500 real american dollars.

[:0]

granted but you wasted it all on white castle burgers.

I wish this thread was better.

[lemonade1950]

[QUOTE=:0;37035409]granted but you wasted it all on white castle burgers.

I wish this thread was better.[/QUOTE]

Granted but now it's boring

I wish I had my limbs back

[Spudgun]

Granted, but they break super-easy.

I wish I didn't have insomnia.

[Zerokateo]

[QUOTE=lemonade1950;37035421]Granted but it all burns in a house fire.

I wish I had my limbs back[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you're paralyzed.

I wish my dick was 3 inches longer and half an inch thicker.

[lemonade1950]

Granted but it's sore for the rest of your life. So sore that any sexual act brings on the worst pain you can imagine

I wish for brain bleach now ._.

[fruityfruit]

granted, but you now have the mind of a parrot

i wish for fresh melons

[miroki]

Granted, you ate it and you see everything as a melon.

I wish that I dream everyday.

[PariahMancer]

Granted. You dream of being brutally ripped apart as dicks are shoved into every opening of your body.

I wish that everything would die and ever atom would explode.

[Flicky]

Granted, except the remains from all the explosions clumps together and creates a new universe superior in everything to ours.

I wish I could stand to eat more vegetables.

[Matthaios]

Granted, but you can now only sit down while eating vegetables.

[TearJerker]

You gain the desire to eat more vegetables, but become one yourself.

I wish for a condom that steals souls.

[PariahMancer]

Granted. It steals your soul.
I wish for a fat cat.

[muffle]

Granted, but he can't move

I wish I had a pet otter

[PuppetSeagull]

granted, but it's feral and gives you rabies.

[lemonade1950]

I wish the above poster gave a wish to corrupt

[overwatch pvt]

Granted but you cant think of a way to corrupt it.

I wish for a Star Wars movie in the old republic era.

[Matthaios]

Granted, but it's shit.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish something before.

[Jetblack357]

Granted, your wish doesn't work.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.