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Sadly it is made from wood fibers. I wish i fixed the singularity error :v:

Granted, but then you die of age. I wish for the ultimate tool that can do anything.

Granted, but you died of AIDs several days later as the device rapes you in your sleep. I wish my feet would stop growing so I don't have to buy new shoes every 6 months.

But your feet is so small compared to rest of you and you lose stability.

EDIT: The above post has created doom I wish for the worlds largest pet collection

From now you live in zoo as the animals do. I wish for inflation (like in Zimbabwe).

Granted, but the country's economic value soon shoots down and becomes as poor as Greece. I wish I could finish Oskutin's singularity story where it involves him finishing every single VMF he created in a single night before he dies of a heart attack 30 years later.

Granted, but then you die I wish for everything

Granted, but everything also means death. I wish that I could never die.

Everything happens, but because everything gots positive and negative things, they'll undo each others and nothing happens. --- You got lifetime labor sentence in Siberia. I wish i can make maps only by thinking.

Granted, but they are not accurate. I wish I could kill myself at any point.

Granted, but right after you get the power you kill yourself. I wish I didn't have the silliest name on Facepunch.

You try to kill yourshelf, but it fails and they put you into mental hospital. Granted, it's now the second silliest. I wish for more sleep.

Granted, but you are in an eternal sleep. I wish there was no universe except me.

Granted, but you soon regret your wish and for 100 years you dwell alone on Earth until a new life form crawls its way out from the ocean from all the shit you've had over the past 100 years. The life form is very hostile and then proceeds to rip you limb from limb. I wish technology would advance even faster.

Granted, but soon the experiments become too much for the universe to handle and a giant black hole forms. I wish that everyone would stop being asses to me for being 12.

not granted in anyway. umadbro i wish for *insert something here*

Granted You a large metal pipe Inserted in your neck I wish for happy

Granted, but everyone else is suicidal. I wish people would stop hating Windows 8.

Granted, but they now hate windows altogether. I wish for a pony. With cats for horns

Granted, but you don't get any cats because ponies don't have horns. I wish for butler.

Granted, He is blind and deaf. I wish I could have ice cream

[URL="http://www.experienceproject.com/stories/Love-Ice-Cream/618797"]It's got every flavour in the link.[/URL] I wish for a butler that can actually do things.

Granted, but he hates you and fucks shit up just to annoy you I wish to be the king of mexico

Granted, but every mexican fled into US&A day prior you becoming the king. Enjoy ruling over a country that nobody lives in. Also the mexican cartel kills you the next day. I wish that I had a full bottle of cola.

Granted, but its piss flavored. I wish for everyone to orgasm.

Granted, but the streets soon flood with fluid. I wish I could control lightning and electricity.

Granted, you became an electrical engineer.

Granted, your lack of a reply causes you to contract HIV, which mutates to give you a form of AIDS that gives you genital cancer, therefore making your Penis drop off, while you are having sex with your wife, who then gets devorced, but you don't realise because you died from blood loose (due to your penis dropping off). I wish that man above me, made a wish to corrupt.

[QUOTE=jonjon1234;38358773]Granted, your lack of a reply causes you to contract HIV, which mutates to give you a form of AIDS that gives you genital cancer, therefore making your Penis drop off, while you are having sex with your wife, who then gets devorced, but you don't realise because you died from blood loose (due to your penis dropping off). I wish that man above me, made a wish to corrupt.[/QUOTE] Granted, it is a wish that cannot be corrupted, and therefore your attempt to reply transforms your brain into a black hole, which ultimately consumes the world around you. I wish that I could get a new charger for my gaming laptop.