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Granted, but instead of changing what they do, they actually tell the truth. As a result, everyone gets absolutely angry and an anarchy arises. (I just noticed that's 6 a-words in a row, and that was an accident.) I wish that I owned a bench.

Granted, but it's in Canada. I wish I had a jetpack.

Granted, but the Sloth lord of the fast threads comes and steals it. You are now responsable the the dozens of rapes committed by the Sloth Lord. I wish I had a brand new gaming computer with the latest specs.

Granted, but it's only got 1 megabyte of memory. I wish that I led an army into Canada and we conquered it, creating thirty-nine new states for America, and one of them would be named Quintella.

Granted, but now it snows everywhere in the United States and everyone says Eh. I wish, I wish upon a wishing star for a wish bone.

Granted, but the person you break the wish bone with wins and gets the real wish. I wish I had the ability to find anything I have lost.

Granted, but you have the compulsion to eat it when you find it and die one day after swallowing a remote. I wish America was truly the greatest country in the world instead of a bunch of arrogant people saying it is.

Granted, but other countries get jealous and swarm to America, causing the landmass to sink into the ocean. I wish I could accept all different people, cultures, and beliefs.

Granted, but you can never accept yourself. I wish for a never ending cup of tea - PG, Milk, Two sugars

Granted, but the endless milk is expired. I wish I had a nice hat.

Granted,but it's burning I wish i could teleport myself.

Granted, but you can only teleport yourself in and out of your Dad's arsehole. I wish that my back would stop itching.

Granted, you have no back. I wish I was really good at hockey.

Granted, but you get kicked off the team for doing nothing but get in fistfights. I wish that I could delay the end of the world by 10,000,000,000 years.

Granted, but at 10,000,000,001 years the Earth implodes. I wish I had Special Forces training.

Granted; but you are now a double amputee. I wish for a bottle of soda.

Granted, but it's from 1876. I wish I had an invisible suit.

Granted, but the only person you are invisible to is the love of your life. I wish I had a pill to take to stop me from being tired

Granted, but you'll never sleep again. I wish it would rain more in my town.

Granted, but now it rains too much. I wish that my dog could talk.

[QUOTE=SamRinny;38377016]Granted, but the only person you are invisible to is the love of your life[/QUOTE] Can't he just take off the suit, though? Anyways, granted, but he only shouts racial slurs at neighbors and friends, and your mother. Especially at your mother. I wish that I had a piece of paper with the number 865 on it.

Granted, but the 865 is the number at the end of a list of black guys your mother has fucked in her life. I wish that I could fuck Mila Kunis

Granted, but you're a little premature. I wish I had a ring that would get cold when people lied to me.

Granted, your finger freezes off. I wish for 30 dollars and eighty-seven cents, and a pair of crutches.

Granted, but you get diabetes. [sup]and die[/sup] I wish NASA had a bigger budget. [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] Fucking ninja'd by like, 17 people :v: [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] Granted, but someone steals all of it. [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] I still keep my other wish.

Granted, but then nasa kills aliens. I wish for an endless amount of porn.

Granted, but its all of your dad fucking other guys. I wish for a half a baked potato and some cheese

Granted; the potato was green before it was baked, and the cheese is made from soy protein. I wish for the skills needed to make a great game.

[QUOTE=Storm;38377420]Granted, but then nasa kills aliens. I wish for an endless amount of porn.[/QUOTE] Meh, I don't care about aliens. [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] Granted, but the public ignores it completely thinking it was a terrible game before they tried it out. I wish to have a child. [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] Not a child born from whoever I mate with or an adopted child, just a child.

It's eats all your food and burns your house down for fun. I wish for a marzipan dildo.