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Granted, but as you are ramming it up your ass/vagina/penis, your entire state/county burst into the room and start attempting to eat it. If it was in your ass/vagina, their teeth cut the flesh, therefore you start bleeding, therefore picking up a rare illness that, while making you immortal (while you are ill), it makes you feel like black suit warmed up, and CDC / WHO come and inject you with 62568423467236812 needles, in an attempt to contain the illness and cure you. However, you die. If it was up your penis, then they will bite your penis off, causing you to bleed to death, while in extreme agony, however you pick up a rare illness...... I wish I had mind control over Garry Newman, Facepunch mods and anyone who has EVER visited Direwolf20s IRC channel.

Granted but you can only tell them to dance once per day for 30 seconds. I wish I had work ethic.

Granted, but you can never stop working, no sleep no food, no social interaction, no sex. good luck. I wish Australia had Mexican gardeners. that would be nice

Granted, but they are cartel members I wish i had a job

Granted, you are now a slave for the cartel. I wish for alien overlords.

Granted, but they rape you to test you. I wish that tentacle existed

But Cameron, tentacle do exist. I wish he was a pony.

Granted, i eat your brains. I wish to have more freedom

Granted, you have the freedom to do whatever you want, however you are now in deep space. I wish to send a box of dildos to all of my friends.

Granted, Your ass hurts the next morning I wish for a new laptop

This is your new laptop: [IMG]http://www.mobilemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/image_14073_largeimagefile.jpg[/IMG] I wish everyone was like the Australians from the TF2 Comic.

Granted, but it can't turn off and always displays LOUD beastiality. I wish deviantART didn't have so much spaghetti. [editline]11th November 2012[/editline] Fuck, ninja'd. [editline]11th November 2012[/editline] Granted, but they're evil geniuses. I wish for a better computer.

[URL="http://whirlpool.net.au/wiki/rmp_sg_whirlpoolpcs_extreme_1"]Granted[/URL] but you have to pay for it yourself. I wish andololol would make sense in their posts.

Granted, but I then kill you. I wish I had a fire.

Here have [URL="http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-09-04/fire-at-perth-city-apartment-complex/4242802"]mine[/URL]. I wish I had a ripe harmless apple with nothing wrong with it at all.

Granted, you are now allergic to fruits. I wish there was a rating system in all forums.

Granted. It is only a poo icon. I wish I was no longer allergic to fruits.

Granted, your now allergic to computers I wish everyone on Facebook wasn't retarded

[QUOTE=WingedAssailant;38417291]I wish everyone on Facebook wasn't retarded[/QUOTE] No can do bud, you know the rules. I wish more people knew and understood the rules.

Granted, they do the opposite. I wish for better internet

[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38417300]No can do bud, you know the rules. I wish more people knew and understood the rules.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but the all think rules are there to be broken i wish for fish

[IMG]http://www.imperial-library.info/sites/default/files/dogate_til_fishystick.jpg[/IMG] I wish for climate change deniers to STFU.

[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38417412][IMG]http://www.imperial-library.info/sites/default/files/dogate_til_fishystick.jpg[/IMG] I wish for climate change deniers to STFU.[/QUOTE] Granted. It then turns out they were correct all along. Que 1000 years of darkness as everything else that right wing extremists have been saying turns out to be true. I wish i had a tuxedo just my size that stayed forever clean and always had a bright silver pistol in the jacket pocket, in which I would go on many adventures in as El Jaques Los Angeles.

Granted, but the gun can never come out of your pocket, they also install metal detectors in every public building. I wish that I had a helicopter.

Granted but when get in you turn into [URL="http://www.keyframeonline.com/piq/animprofile/hbnd_a.jpg"]this[/URL]. I wish I was a bit more insane, just so I could be diagnosed with something.

Granted. Unfortunately no doctor can ever diagnose your unique case of insanity. I wish Microsoft had never killed open source.

Granted but Apple kills it instead. I wish the Apple died today with none of it's employees creating offshoots.

granted, but instead they kill xbox ps3 and all pc gaming, the only console that survived was wii I wish that I could have a sushi shop that gave me free and good sushi damn it, apple takes all technology with it as they die the world becomes dark... i hate apple

Granted, the shop is located in a blood diamond warzone in Africa, and all of the employees are lit on fire. I wish I knew a dragon that could fly me anywhere so I didn't need to take goddamn public transportation.