Corrupt a wish! - General - Facepunch Forum

Granted, but you have not specified any zone, so the entire universe disappears. I wish for eternal wisdom.

Granted, and with it you are given eternal life, and you are engulfed by the sun, you are still alive, the universe collapses into itself, you're still alive, it blows up again, you're still alive... And y'all experiencin' all that pain. I wish for Professor Layton and the Miracle Mask.

Granted, you are instantly teleported into the lecture hall of a Professor William Layton and delivers a five hour lecture on miraculous masks. I wish for a cure to cancer.

Granted, side effects include brain tumors and infinite diarrhea. I wish for a pair of pants that fit perfectly.

Granted, they even round around your bulge. Perfectly. I wish that I was a world renowned author.

Granted but you are renowned for writing a porn rendition of twilight and nobody likes you I wish to be pageking

It's a shit thread. I want CTRL Z in real life

Granted, but it undoes everything. I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[WARNING: WISH MATRIX ERROR 9410521; IGNORING REQUEST] I wish the wish matrix was no longer fucked.

Then the natural order gets all fucked up and the universe implodes on itself. I wish I had a marzipan dildo.

Granted, but it is useless. I wish to have the ability to noclip.

Granted, but when you pass through a wall you are crushed because there is no room for you inside the wall. I wish to be able to eat shitloads and not be sick afterwards.

Granted but you can only eat loads of shit. I wish my ferret was less violent.

Now he rapes you every night, well that's somewhat loving I wish I had bullet time

[QUOTE=avon43;38446452]Now he rapes you every night, well that's somewhat loving[/quote] It's a female ferret. [QUOTE=avon43;38446452]I wish I had bullet time[/quote] Granted, you now can only tell the time by firing bullets. I wish I could talk to sharks.

Granted but sharks speak at a frequency far higher than the audible range of a human. I wish for some lettuce.

Granted, but it turns into cabbage 3 days after. I wish I was a beautiful butterfly!

granted, but you are one of those butterflies with a 12 hour lifespan. i wish people could see my avatar

Granted, but a sloth ninja and a ninja cabbage use you to butter their bread. I wish to be able to shapeshift into anything/anyone I want, and have some guy give me the all knowing and all accessing tool gun. CANCEL THAT Granted, but your avatar is a giant penis, therefore you get banned. Also, your avatar on EVERYTHING else is also a giant penis. You get banned from everything. I wish for a [101 Internal Server Error]

Granted; but it only happens for you. I wish for the Imperium to join forces with Eldar and Tau.

Granted, but I am tired, so I take it back. I wish for Pi.

Granted, you now have an Indian boy. I wish my neighborhood was an independent country.

Granted, but it is a dictatorship. I wish my flash drive had more memory.

Granted, 16Kb extra memory I wish I was in space.

Granted, you are shot out an airlock and die horribly. I wish for entertainment.

Granted, but it gets boring after a while. I wish for a new Clock.

You find out it's broken. I wish I was a lion.

You get shot by poachers and then skinned alive. I wish for a brand new banana.

Granted, but it's all old and mushy. I wish for artistic skills.

Granted, you can now draw realistic circles. I wish I had remembered to wish for something 6 turns back.