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Granted, You wished to be castrated 6 turns back. I wish I did't need to sleep.

Granted, but you find the hours (and hours) of being awake boring, and jump off a cliff. I wish for a Pony... THAT DIES IN A FIRE!!! (Muhahaha)

Granted but it returns from the dead and bites your balls off. I wish I could speak to dead bodies.

Granted but all they do is call you a faggot. I wish for a new title

Granted but it costs you Tree-Fiddy as opposed to the usual $2. I want to be able to remember everything that happened in my life except my birth.

Granted, but this causes all manner of Trauma switches to be enabled because you remember everything darn little thing. I wish for all spiders to turn into the finest lemons.

Granted, but the world is then overrun by flies and lemons and you suffocate. I wish that I had pop tarts.

Granted; they've got a rat blood filling. I wish for games to stop striving for photorealism and focus on stylised graphics.

Granted, now they focus on how pay-to-play can be implemented. I wish for more pop tarts without rat blood filling.

Granted, it's rat semen this time. I wish to be a reasonably productive member of society.

Granted, but you receive a wish. I wish I wish I had a bird.

Granted, it eats some rice causing it's stomach to explode and kill it, you then spend the next 20 years trying to find a replacement bird only to fall in love with a person who you believe to be the human reincarnation of your dead bird, turns out they're crazy and kill you in your sleep. I wish or Invader Zim to be real.

Granted... However, you posted two wishes! [b]HAXXXXXXXX[b] I wish for a real Hax SWEP.

Granted, however due to the fact that that joke is as stale as fuck you cease to have any humour whatsoever and live out your life in boredom, wondering why others are having so much fun I wish i had the most powerful gaming supercomputer in the world

Granted but it's quickly phased out within 2 years. I wish for a non corruptible wish.

Granted, you get the wish, but it'll never be granted. I wish for better internet.

Thank you for subscribing to Better™ internet service provider. Enjoy your 1Kbs download and upload speeds. I wish trees could talk.

Granted, all they talk about is how much they want to rape you and your families. I wish for a Pogo Stick.

Granted, a stick with the word pogo on it. I wish a huge star could explode near Earth causing mass extinctions.

Granted, although aliens bring the Earth back to it's previous state.

I wish for some banana bread.

Granted, here is your banana slug bread. I wish for a Teddy Roosebelt.

[QUOTE=Spherithex;38492687]Granted, here is your banana slug bread. You got it my friend I wish for a Teddy Roosebelt.[/QUOTE] Dadaong [t]http://i.imgur.com/fAbpf.jpg[/t] I wish for a hug.

Granted, but unfortunately, my arms are made of knives. I wish for a nickel that tastes like a pickle, is shaped like a sickle and I'll lick it like a [sp]pickle[/sp].

Granted. You die. I wish for the person granting my wish to get AIDS.

[QUOTE=J$ Psychotic;38493136]Granted. You die. I wish for the person granting my wish to get AIDS.[/QUOTE] Granted. But he gets a massive success with the ladies and 4 years later gets cured. I wish for creativity.

Granted, but you only get good ideas when you have no way to document them. I wish for everyone to love me.

Granted, but they love you as a friend and nothing more. I wish to be handsome.

Granted, but now you have to wear a ski mask 24/7, 365. I wish to have wide acclaim as an author.

I wish to be fly..