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Not Granted, as you are an idiot. Also you can never use any air transport again. I wish that Somalia had fast internet, so the pirates can pirate "pirates of the caribbean"

Granted but they get ideas from the internet and start the Somalian technological revolution. Somalia is now the world's largest economy and the hub of technological research. I wish for job, not a high paying job or a low paying job. Just a job.

Granted, it doesn't pay you anything. I wish for good drawings skills and sharpened pencils.

Granted, you slip and stab your neck on the sharpened pencils. I wish I had long hair again.

Granted, it's so long that you and everyone within a fifty-five mile radius suffocates and chokes on your hair. I wish that the color blue was the official color of Saudi Arabia.

Granted, any other country with blue in it's flag is vaporized. I wish for a Merry Christmas.

Granted. I won't corrupt it. Merry Christmas, Lolx0rz! [sp]Santa shits in your stocking[/sp] I wish I had a computer that could run TF2 perfectly for at least 10 years.

[QUOTE=Spherithex;38496622][sp]Santa shits in your stocking[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]I don't have a stocking.[/sp] Granted, your machine becomes self aware after the 10th anniversary and kills you. I wish you a Merry Christmas.

Granted, on your bill. I wish for friends.

Granted, they're mooching roommates who don't flush. I wish that I didn't need sleep to survive.

Granted, but you feel compelled to sleep for 20 hours a day. I wish for diabeetus to affect the poster below me.

Granted, but the scientists of the world come up with a cure, so therefore I live. I wish I had a sports car.

Granted. It's a 1:24 model of a sports car. I wish the SCP Foundation was a real organization. That includes all the stuff they do and everything they contain/try to contain.

Granted, how do you feel about being a class D? Well you are. I would like the ability to make apple products stop working.

Granted, but you are now a computer virus doomed to a life of never ending replication for your mind is trapped within every computer, and you CAN'T communicate outside the computer. Nor communicate at all anyhow... I wish the girl I loved didn't friend zone me...

Granted, You are Cousin-zoned. I want an AER9 Laser Rifle.

Granted, but your repair skill is 5 and your energy weapons skill is 0 I wish for another ghost buddy

Not granted, you do however get a Santa-Sloth buddy. I wish I knew how to use photoshop.

Granted, but you can only draw dicks sorry forgot to wish. I wish For an Apache gunship

Granted. I wish for someone to make a wish so we can corrupt it

Granted, but then that wish becomes uncorruptable and that person wishes to be god and then destroys the very planet we live on. I wish for world peace.

Granted, it lasts until Christmas. I wish for some nachos.

Granted, but they are a weird Chinese copy "machos" the are an unidentifiable flavor I wish for a tree house

Granted, there are wasps everywhere in it. I wish Pluto was a planet again.

Granted. It now orbits a dying star in a different arm of the galaxy. I wish I wasn't so easily annoyed.

Granted, you are now incapable of emotion. I wish I could remember my passwords.

Granted; everyone else does too. I wish that nobody played Call of Duty anymore.

Granted, every 12 year old is now playing the game you like. I wish I could dance.

You dance terribly I wish for a rock

[QUOTE=Devilsfuge;38543775]You dance terribly I wish for a rock[/QUOTE] Granted, it's Rawk Hawk, and he beats the living shit out of you. [IMG]http://www.mariowiki.com/images/thumb/d/da/RawkHawkPMTTYD.png/150px-RawkHawkPMTTYD.png[/IMG] [B]FEEL THE RAWK[/B] I wish for a bunch of awesome Fantasy Flight shit.