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I have no idea what that is. I wish I had the powers of a Green Lantern.

granted, but the ring also gives you a rare form of color blindness in which the entire world becomes yellow rendering your powers useless. i wish i was aquaman

Granted, [I]everything[/I] is now [B]OUTRAGEOUS![/B] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw0iyhRQ81qg9bbr.jpg[/IMG] I wish I had some [URL="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Australium"]Australium[/URL].

Granted, but since it doesn't really exist, it's worthless. I wish I had straight A's forever.

Granted, but you only get them in the subject you hate the most. I wish for Goddamn Batman powers.

Sure, but you weigh too much to actually be able to do anything. I wish for legs.

Granted, they fall off because they were just sticky taped to your snakey body. I wish I knew what I wanted to do in life.

granted, but you want to kill yourself. i wish i had infinite wishes

Granted, you use your infinite wishes to kill yourself over and over. I wish I didn't need glasses.

Granted, but then you decide to stare at the sun for fun, and then you go half-blind. So then you need them again. I wish I had an entire garage filled with dragon dildos.

Granted, but you die in a fire. I wish I wasn't shit-scared that I might hurt my step-brother and step-sister.

You do realize that "garage" is a slang term for ass,right? Oh well,if you really want it......... I wish for a Kritzkrieg.

Granted, it makes your hands lightning charged. Have fun not hurting the people you touch. I wish for more chips.

Granted, but you get fat. I wish I was in an awesome band.

[QUOTE=zacht_180;38546239]Granted, but you get fat.[/QUOTE] Too late. [QUOTE=zacht_180;38546239]I wish I was in an awesome band.[/QUOTE] Granted but you make it shit.

Since you didn't make a wish, I'll let you share mine. You also get to share the corruption of it. I wish I had more motivation.

granted however your motivation drives you to prove how motivated you are by swimming across the english channel. You unfortunately do not make it. And Lolx0rz is very motivated, but lacks any skills and thus gets nowhere. [editline]21st November 2012[/editline] I wish I had a single big mac.

Granted it is an oversize macbook, to big to use. I wish that Pigs can fly

Wish granted. [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WX4wJ_9qjS0/TMbiAkeKn9I/AAAAAAAAAGw/--f2C_ecc8A/s1600/a10static.jpg[/img] It strafes your house. I wish people wouldn't get so confused when I explain simple concepts to them.

granted, but now that everyones on your level you have no sense of superiority anymore. i wish i had scribblenauts unlimited

Unlimited what? I wish Y'all made sense.

Granted. I wish this sloth realized that a new scribblenauts game came out recently.

O.o Did you say [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmu6by_vVh0"]NEW Scribblenauts? NEW SCRIBBLENAUTS!? SCRIBBLENAUTSSS!!!!!!!!!!!![/URL] I wish for [I]everything[/I] to be [B]OUTRAGEOUS![/B] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw0iyhRQ81qg9bbr.jpg[/IMG]

Granted, but because everything is outrageous nothing is truly outrageous any more. I wish I had the power to dominate the world.

Granted, you get killed by your adviser who then leads the world into an era of peace. I wish the Aquaman from Batman: The Brave And The Bold were real.

Granted I wish for world war III

Granted, nobody dies and the world becomes a utopia. I wish friendly ghosts were real.

Granted. So is hostile ghosts, and guess who's haunted. [sp]It's you[/sp] I don't wish for anything

You get a truckload of worthless mounds of soot. I wish for gumbo

Granted, Its been spiked with Aphrodisiac by a truxican dominatrix. I wish for a crate of monkeys with bananas for heads.