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Granted but I you dont get to use it. I wish for a box.

You get a box but It's un accessible. I wish for a House.

Granted, but it has only two rooms. I desire nothing! HAHAHAHA!

[QUOTE=Foxconn;37038413]Granted, but it has only two rooms. I desire nothing! HAHAHAHA![/QUOTE] You vanish into nothingness I wish for another pet dragon and immunity to fire

Granted, but then you and your dragon drowns in water. I wish for a billion dollars

You get it but have to pay large taxes. I want to break free.

Granted, but you break free from this plane of life, and you cease to exist. I wish my pets could talk to me.

Granted, but they speak in a language you cannot comprehend. I wish I had every Steam game in existence.

Granted, but they charge money for all of those. [b]Humanity is corrupt. Mankind must be controlled.[/b]

[QUOTE=Foxconn;37038802]Granted, but they charge money for all of those. [B]Humanity is corrupt. Mankind must be controlled.[/B] [/quote] [I]Controlled by dragons! Hell yeah![/I] *ahem* The human race goes extinct because they were actually [B]not[/B] controlled by dragons, but controlled by robots powered by human flesh. Those robots then fell extinct due to lack of humans. With the lack of humans, the planet overpopulates -- ah fuck it humans wouldn't exist by now anyway so why would we care what happens now I wish I was at home right now

Granted, but your home is on the edge of a cliff until it fell into the ocean. First you saw a shark, then you saw a fish, then you saw a salmon punch a bear. Even deeper than Atlantis, even deeper than Titanic, even deeper than the Existential Squid. Past a moat, past a boat, past Poseidon in a dress, down at the bottom of the ocean. I wish my fist was made of gold.

Granted but they're solid so you cant move them. I wish for a wish that can give me a wish,while wishing me a wish.

Granted, but none of them come true. I wish Star Trek was more popular.

Granted, But now everyone hates star wars. I wish you all died in a horrible fire.

granted, but our corpses come back to life to make you watch Weekend at Bernie's. I wish that my next wish isn't corrupted.

granted, you still die a virgin though I wish for a pair of socks

[QUOTE=NS;37041444]granted, you still die a virgin though I wish for a pair of socks[/QUOTE] Granted but you lose one in the laundry [sp]EVERY TIME[/sp] I wish for world peace

Granted, but a terrorist organization screws it up again. I want the Modern Warfare franchise to disappear.

Granted, but something far worse replaces it. I wish for a spaceship that wont kill me.

Granted, but it breaks every bone in your body and makes you miserable. I wish for my wish to be a wish about being a wish that cannot be corrupted because its a wish about being a wish for wishing wishes.

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;37042350]I wish for my wish to be a wish about being a wish that cannot be corrupted because its a wish about being a wish for wishing wishes.[/QUOTE] Granted, but your wish turned out to be a wish about not being a wish that cannot be corrupted because its a wish about being a wish for wishing wishes. I wish S.T.A.L.K.E.R. would get real.

*snip goddamn ninja* You get killed by a bloodsucker giving you fellatio. I wish for a tasty fruit.

Granted, but it gives you uncureable cancer. I wish for 1 wish.

Granted. 0 wishes left. I wish for Garry Newman creating a game, that is actually intelligent, wise and playable.

Granted, but you are now blind and without any means to play it. I wish for a cure to my cancer so I can eat more tasty fruit that hopefully do not have cancer.

Granted, but the tasty fruit is not as tasty as it once was. I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted and cannot fail and that can give me 1 penny.

[QUOTE=Zerokateo;37042566]Granted, but the tasty fruit is not as tasty as it once was. I wish for a wish that can not be corrupted and cannot fail and that can give me 1 penny.[/QUOTE] Granted you pick up the penny and get the fuck run over. I wish for Zerokateo to not make silly wishes.

Granted, but you are blind, so you can't see them. I wish for Bobby Kotick to die.

Granted, but you must sacrifice yourself for his death I wish for River Tam to be my roommate.

Granted, but you're blind and cant make use of your dick. I wish for River tam to be my lover.