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Granted, but they're ragdolls. I wish Lolx0rz stopped posting so much in this thread.

Granted but he keeps posting just to spite you. I wish I could make everyone dance by clapping my hands twice.

Granted, but you can't make them stop. So therefore everyone dies from exhaustion. I wish I had my own house.

Granted, it's an outhouse. I wish Earth would be visited by non-hostile aliens.

Granted, but there are so many that they quickly deplete our food and fresh water supplies to 50%. I wish I could see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

granted, but then they make a shit flavoured cereal that kids love even more i wish for a black overshirt

Granted, the shirt is made out of tar. I wish for a cup of joe.

granted, you take a sip and notice that it is blood with bits of bones and organs in it. because someone named Joe is in the cup. i think you get it. i wish for this wish to be corrupted

Here is a cup of Joe blended up... Oops left his shirt in there I wish for a button that does absolutely nothing

Granted, but it does [i]absolutely everything.[/i] I wish for peace in the Middle East. edit: Oh wow you fucker | | v

Granted, the button does nothing, but when pressed, makes the sun implode. I wish for a pet.

Granted, but it's Komodo dragon and it bites you. Then you get an infection, and they amputate your arm. Unfortunately, you end up dying anyway. RIP. I wish for a stack of pancakes.

Granted, but inside the pancake stack is a Nail. I wish I were a master at LoL

granted but when you're a professional the game becomes a job/chore and you become an arrogant dick. i wish i was aquaman again.

Granted; you are forever stuck in Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis, and Jon Jafari hates you. I wish for JonTron to put out a new JonTron episode.

He does but its about a game you love and guess what, he hates it. I wish for a wish that won't be corrupted.

wish granted. you succesfully cheated the system. you become so smug and overconfident you think you're above the law, you attempt to murder the OP of this thread to prove you're better than him but a witness notifies the police and you're sentenced to death. i wish that i was the hulk, but i could control when to transform rather than it only being when i'm angry.

Granted. You can turn into the hulk at will, however when you do get angry your penis and balls fall off and you uncontrollably start to fart smelly, smelly green hulk farts. I wish I had 50 leprechauns as my personal slaves.

Granted, the Leprechauns rebel and kill you in your sleep. I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, it's full of sand and is betwixt two pieces of wich. Enjoy. I wish to have 4 arms.

Granted, but you are now attached to a elephant. I wish this thread never existed.

Grante- [I]*System Error Encountered*[/I] [B]UNABLE TO COMPLY WITH WISH. YOU WILL NOW BE TERMINATED.[/B] [I]*System Error Resolved*[/I] I wish to be the very best! Like no-one ever was!

Granted, but let me add on to the song. Still live in my moms basement, and I couldn't hold a job! REAL LIFE, I KINDA FUCKED IT UP- *Gets shot down by pokemon fans* I wish I was a real boy instead of a ghost.

Granted, but it turns out you have terminal leukemia and you only have 5 days to live.

There is no wish to grant, so I now dictate that you will die of aids. I wish that the above statement is false.

The above statement is now a paradox. I wish genies and shit like that existed.

Granted, but they're all too lazy to grant your wishes. I wish I had made a wish before so I wouldn't have died of aids.

Granted, you die of every other STD. I wish wishes were real.

Granted, but your wished wishes wasn't wished by witches. I wish for no segregation

Granted, everything now has the same rights as a white male... [B]EVERYTHING[/B]. I wish humans stopped being bigoted fucktards.