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They all become vegan feminist xes/xhes I wish to corrupt the wish above mine

Granted, the wish is corrupted, but a sloth rapes you in your sleep every night from here on out. I wish that osama bin laden was a duck.

Granted. It flies onto the roof of your house and causes it to collapse. I wish for this kind of duck to be real.

Granted, but it isn't the real osama. Poor non-terrorist Osama. I wish all these wishes were multiplied by a value of 10. For example "I wish for (10) Osama Bin Laden who are ducks."

Granted, someone in a non-corrupted wish thread for you to have one tenth of a heard attack. I wish for pokemon to be real.

Granted, but it is a twisted parody of what we know and love as Pokemon, and many trainers who leave the safety of the villages, even with a trained Pokemon at their side, often end up being eaten alive by the creatures that dwell in the tall grass. I wish STALKER didn't crash as often.

Fucking ninja'd. Granted, but now you can't see anything. I wish for more Fantasy Flight shit. (Look it the fuck up holy shit)

Granted, you now have a large and odorous pile of shit marketed by Fantasy Flight Games. I wish for beans, and loads of 'em.

Granted. I'm an AS50 Sniper, and see your beans coming out the wazoo, and blow the top of your head off. Yum, beans. I wish for all the wars in the world to be fought over the internet.

But then the internet would suck. I wish we had infinite water.

And then all of that water eventually evaporates. I wish to be invincible.

Granted, however you catch multiple strains of flu and other preventable diseases because vaccinations could not puncture your skin. I wish I had an apple pie.

Granted, but it was a pie that tasted so terrible, Poland got invaded again, except for no reason this time. I wish to be able to send one song back to primitive times.

Granted, it's Justin Bieber's 'Baby'. I wish to be ninja'd.

Ninjas attack you I wish to be able to control magic

Granted, but magic does not exist, so you don't control anything. I wish that Xieneus would get a deadly fungal infection.

Granted. You contract it too. I wish for Mr Schitt to make more GMod idiot boxes. I also wish for Dr Hax.

Granted, but it lasts only for 2 minutes. I want to be in a NES video game, as the main antagonist.

Granted, you're Bowser and you get burned in lava. I wish for a pleasant scent.

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;38568147]Granted, but it lasts only for 2 minutes. I want to be in a NES video game, as the main antagonist.[/QUOTE] Granted, but you didn't exist before 1993 so the wish is canceled. I wish for dosh

No wishes for stupid ninja'd people. I wish for an eraser that would always pop into my pocket if I lost it.

Granted but you lose your pockets. I wish I was diurnal.

Granted, but I have no idea what the fuck diurnal means so you probably won't get it

Granted, but nothing happened because you're stupid and didn't wish for anything. I wish for eternal love <3

Granted, it's from the sun. It starts to move towards you and will eventually burn you. I wish for a Rainbow Oreo.

Granted, the Oreo is made out of multicolored shit. I wish for some bacon pancakes.

Granted, but they are tortillas instead. I wish for Skittles!

Granted, they are black jellybean flavoured. I wish for the powers of The Flash.

Granted, Your Hair Dyes Blonde, Become extremely muscled, and have bountiful harvests of Charm. You are now the living Incarnation of Flash Gordon, a work of Fiction. Now for some queen. [video=youtube;MS4_Z84-rRE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE[/video] I wish to have my mighty god fortress in minecraft to become invulnerable from creepers,explosions and block removal.

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;38579335]Granted, Your Hair Dyes Blonde, Become extremely muscled, and have bountiful harvests of Charm. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]This is The Flash: [IMG]http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/theflash.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] [QUOTE]This is not The Flash: [IMG]http://ajaxian.com/wp-content/images/flashgordon.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Know the difference. [QUOTE=KennyAwsum;38579335]I wish to have my mighty god fortress in minecraft to become invulnerable from creepers,explosions and block removal.[/QUOTE] Granted but you can't enter the fortress. I wish for someone to wish for me.