Corrupt a wish!

[ironman17]

Granted; you are annihilated.

I wish for a Western-styled Zelda game.

[Lolx0rz]

Granted but everyone calls it a Zelda rip-off and it never gets any advancement beyond the 1st game.

I wish I had a laser rifle like the ones from Fallout 3.

[tf2_gtx_670]

Master fries and shield of hamburger.
Trying to find the lost shake of time. Your prater is a 14 year old redheaded girl with boobs that would out Dead or alive beach volleyball to shame. She is a worse partner than Ashley Graham.
Also the game is piss easy

I would like to have nothing bad happen to me.

[editline]24th November 2012[/editline]

[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38579686]Granted but everyone calls it a Zelda rip-off and it never gets any advancement beyond the 1st game.

I wish I had a laser rifle like the ones from Fallout 3.[/QUOTE]

Granted. However you have no ammo.

[Lolx0rz]

Too bad, your post got ninja'd.

I wish for this post to not be ninja'd.

[rockchalk917]

Granted but you git aids.

[QUOTE=Dysgalt;37042170]Granted, but something far worse replaces it.

I wish for a spaceship that wont kill me.[/QUOTE]

Oh, Black Ops II is way worse

I wish for a Big ice cream cone with cat poop on the bottom.

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, you feed it to your mother who then vomits on you, causing a chain reaction that eliminates anyone who lived within 100km of you.

I wish to fart.

[rockchalk917]

[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;38579846]Granted, you feed it to your mother who then vomits on you, causing a chain reaction that eliminates anyone who lived within 100km of you.

I wish to fart.[/QUOTE]

You do but that fat had a head crab in it and cuased what ppl know today as the "Half Life" Francize.

I wish for big shoes with dilldos sticking out the bottom

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, they are 12 inch dildos and you break your ankles on the 1st attempt to walk with them.

I wish I had some more Kleenex.

[Spherithex]

Granted, it's made of sandpaper.

I wish for a Norwegian forest cat, dem things are fluffy.

[Shiying]

Granted,but it's feral and claws your face off.

I wish for sweet,eternal death.

[ironman17]

Granted; but the sweet is warped into agonizing.

I wish for a space helicopter.

[Mr.Twizzle]

Granted, but the windshield and windows break and your head explodes in the vacuum of space.

I wish that I was 250 lbs. (113 kgs for you euro folk)

[Spherithex]

Granted, you also gain 1 pound every time you say the word "a" or "an."

I wish for an alarm in my head that sounds whenever someone eats beef jerky within fifty meters of me, and the ability to take jerky from anyone without them noticing.

[ironman17]

Granted; the jerky is always cursed.

I wish I could get my machine upgraded soon.

[Elfy]

Granted, but the new parts didn't work.

I wish anything and everything that happened gives me pleasure.

[Spherithex]

Granted, you cum inside your underwear nonstop and you smell like cum all the time.

I wish that I could sword swallow flawlessly.

[Splash Attack]

Granted, but only if the sword is covered in semen.

I wish I could learn things in my sleep.

[rockchalk917]

[QUOTE=Splash Attack;38583164]Granted, but only if the sword is covered in semen.

I wish I could learn things in my sleep.[/QUOTE]

All you learn is a new programing language that your brain runs and no one ever used the coding. Then your brain has so many Errors that you can only look around and no one can fix your brain.

I wish I knew what cum smelled like {Plz really awnser}

[aldot4]

Granted but you have it all over your face, and it will never wash off

I wish for an apple pie

[Bazkip]

Granted, but the apples were poisoned

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[Zareox]

Granted. You're always doing work to the point that you no longer have free time what-so-ever. Also, you hate it.

I wish I was happier.

[ewitwins]

Granted. You are only happier though when you're throwing your own feces at people in public.

I wish for a bigger urethra.

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, your urethra is now so large that you can turn your penis inside-out, you also need to wash it out with bleach to keep it clean.

I wish for my tattoo to be finished.

[wug]

Granted, your tattoo is being done on your testicles and urethra (not your scrotum, your testicles) with no anaesthesia.

I wish for a pet cat.

[Devilsfuge]

Its dead

I wish to control fire

[Shark Cat]

Granted, but it burns you every time you touch it.

I wish I had money.

[Digimutant]

Granted, but it got robbed by a hobo.

I wish I wasn't that short.

[Torjuz]

Granted, you are the tallest man in the history

I wish I didn't ninja people :(

[Devilsfuge]

Ninjas attack you

I wish for a pet zombie that didn't bite me

[Shark Cat]

Granted, but he fucks you instead.

I wish I wasn't socially awkward.