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[QUOTE=Spherithex;38590373]Granted, but everyone except for you becomes socially awkward. I wish that Bazkip would post below me.[/QUOTE] I hate you so much I wrote a 139 word paragraph to corrupt Shark Cat's wish I wish you didn't post before me, and were never born [editline]huzzah[/editline] Alright, now that that's out of the way [QUOTE=Shark Cat;38589341]Granted, but he fucks you instead. I wish I wasn't socially awkward.[/QUOTE] Granted, you are now so outgoing that you spend all your time hanging out with people, going to parties, out drinking, and the like. All of your time. If you're still in school, you no longer have the time to do your homework, and get kicked out of class for talking to other students, and are eventually expelled. If you have a job, you get fired for constantly socializing with your co-workers any never actually getting and work done. Eventually, you run out of money, and everyone leaves you behind as they go on with their lives, while you never amount to anything but a crazed hobo, wanting the attention of people but always being ignored. You die of cold on a freezing winter night, accompanied only by the cardboard box that has been your home for three years. Do I need to post another wish or what?

You have to post another wish I wish for that guys wish

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Babybel

[QUOTE=Bazkip;38592342]I wish I had a lifetime supply of Babybel[/QUOTE] Granted, but all the Babybell will be mouldy. I wish for Jimi Hendrix to come back from the dead

Granted, but he is a zombie and spreads the zombie plague and starts the zombie apocalypse. I wish Facepunch had themes.

Granted, but it's all pony themed. I wish for depression, anxiety, and other mental illnesses to be nonexistent.

Granted, but in order to accomplish this the human race is made extinct. I wish I could learn things the way they do in The Matrix

Granted, but you can't learn anything else. I wish I was a Charizard.

Granted, but you are level 1 and have to fight a Mew that is level 150 I wish for a sex slave..

Granted. It's Justin Bieber. I wish I could live forever

Granted. You live to see all your family members die, and all of your friends perish. I wish a new country popped up in the pacific ocean

Granted, but World War 3 breaks out for oil on it. I wish to be done with all homework.

Granted, but it's done terribly and you get an F- or 0% or whatever. I wish that I had a lightning fast wit and could crush people's egos with but the slightest thought on my part.

Granted, but your mind crushes your own ego and spirals you down to depression I wish to get a job that I love to do with decent hours and pay.

granted, you make dragon dildos and test them now I wish for an ass powered lamp

Granted, but since you have no ass, it's worthless. I wish that Facepunch wasn't full of narcissistic hypocrites.

Granted. It's infested with 6-10 year old furries. I wish that i could change the color of fruit.

granted, but you can only change green and red apples to the opposite colour. i wish i was done with school

Granted, you are a college/highschool dropout with little chance of obtaining a job. I wish the longest word in the english language was "dilofucksalotmorethangeorgebush"

Granted, but it is now also the only word. I wish that I could jump really high.

Granted, your legs are not strengthened to compensate and you horribly break them, never to recover properly I wish bad things didn't happen to good people

Granted, nothing ever happens to good people and all the good stuff now happens to bad people. I wish I wasn't the only person I know who likes medieval music.

Granted, there is now no humans in the world except for you and animals that enjoy medieval music. I wish Obama was not the president.

Granted, but it's Rick Santorum now. I wish Rick Santorum wasn't president.

Granted. Romney is now president :v: I wish I could make any food I want magically appear in front of me

Eh, Romney at least beats out Santorum by a long shot. The only people who voted for Santorum was his family and some distant relatives of mine. Oh, right, and all that food's spoiled, yadda yadda. I wish to cause a very small and minute explosion whever I snap my fingers.

Well that was actually supposed to be in response to theaceattourney but you ninja'd be but it ended up still sorta working Anywho You accidentally blow off all your fingers while trying to learn your newly found power I wish that the ludicrous sums of money that is spent on professional athletes paychecks were instead directed towards education and research

Granted, the olympics are now boring with sub-par feats of acrobats. I wish for three more wishes. This isn't the butthole djinn that's against that, right?

Granted, but now you have an odd compulsion to spend all those wishes on virtual hats. I wish for the ability to tie my shoes without the need to bend over awkwardly.