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Granted you have stuby legs I wish to be the same height as I am now

Granted, but you lose your legs I wish that my wish isn't corrupted.

Granted, but someone corrupts it very soon after it is granted. I wish for more time.

Granted; the time you have is filled with mind-shattering agony. I wish my body could stay clean.

Granted, but it itches all the time. I wish I could have a bicycle.

granted, but theres a time and place for everything. i wish i had a tricycle

Granted, the tricycle is made out of unstable nitroglycerin. I wish there was a political party that based its foreign policy on whether or not a country has exactly 7000 dead babies within the vicinity of it's capitol building.

Granted. There's really nothing I can think of to make that worse. I wish the noodle soup I'm eating right now didn't taste so bland.

Granted, it tastes like (and is) piss. Not so bland anymore, is it? I wish for a merry Christmas.

Santa would go insane then, and eat all the children shaped like cookies (which is about 17% of children) I wish I wasn't so socially uncomfortable. (I mean even just trying to say hello...)

Granted, you can only say hello with comfort I wish I was a wish so I could wish upon a wish for a wish about a wish

[QUOTE=aldot4;38608439]Granted, you can only say hello with comfort I wish I was a wish so I could wish upon a wish for a wish about a wish[/QUOTE] Granted, but it was denied. I wish I didn't

[QUOTE=Y'all.;38605408]granted, but theres a time and place for everything. i wish i had a tricycle[/QUOTE] I think I was the only one who caught that Pokemon reference.

I wish that the communist bastard could make a wish

Granted, but he wishes for your death. You have been erased from all photographs and videos. You have been deleted from history. No one will ever know you existed, and anyone who questions your whereabouts is also removed from existence. I wish that I could have all the pizza.

Granted.But then Papa John comes and strangles you to death for robbing him of every single pizza in his company. I wish I had a perfectly normal,but still delicious,hot dog.

You choke to death on it. I wish he didn't choke on that hotdog

Granted, you got choked instead. I wish for TF2 hats

Granted, you get an uncraftable & untradable festive tree painted pink I wish for a fish on a dish

Granted, but the fish is actually a pufferfish and probably the most dangerous variety of said fish. I wish for a war.

Granted, the war lasts 10000 years, and all life on earth is exterminated. I wish I got all the bitches.

[QUOTE=theaceattourney;38613864]Granted, the war lasts 10000 years, and all life on earth is exterminated. I wish I got all the bitches.[/QUOTE] Granted but all the bitches bitchslap you until you die. I wish I got my wish granted

It is granted..Wrong wish I wish for flight

Granted but you crash into a tree. I wish I could draw better.

Granted, you can now only draw extremely detailed and anatomically correct penises. It has excellent shading work done and you can even see every individual fold in the foreskin. Well done. I wish for the ability to add or subtract time from the day.

granted, but you can only subtract your recreational time. i wish i had better eyesight

You see everything that happens ever, but your human mind cannot handle it and you die. I wish I could do better in my classes.

Granted, but for only 2 weeks. I wish my day functioned like a Power Ranger's typical day.

Granted, you are now dressed as the pink ranger. I wish for christmas

Granted, but it's not merry. I wish that I had the ability to grow extra, easily controllable appendages, and retract them as needed.