Corrupt a wish!

[Devilsfuge]

You accidentally retract your head...

I wish for a genie

[Y'all.]

granted but hes an asshole and doesn't grant you any wishes.
i wish i could completely drop biology

[Spherithex]

Granted, now you have to be really good at biology to get a job, even at McDonald's.

I wish for board games.

[conan96]

Granted, but it's D&D and you have to play it with basement dwelling nerds for all eternity.

I wish I had a Wii U.

[Deathwing]

Granted, but it is in bad quality and explodes in front of your eyes when you plug it in.

I wish I was lovestruck.

[Payphone]

Granted. Your object of affection is a fiction character.

I wish I had the ability to get the best outcome out of any situation.

[That Deer]

Granted, but the best outcome always seems to be sodomy.

I wish to win the lottery.

[Slim Charles]

Granted, but you've only won three rubles.

I wish for all games on steam.

[Spherithex]

Granted, but all of them don't work except for Bad Rats.

I wish for a hat.

[Shark Cat]

Granted, but it's a shitty hat.

I wish I'd win this auction on eBay.

[Cranial Toxicity]

Granted, but instead of receiving what you ordered, you receive a rubber duck with some type of un identified liquid residue on it.

I wish I could rule the world.

[Spherithex]

Granted, but you're a terrible ruler and you get executed in front of your family by means of painful rape with a curling iron.

I wish that jelly would go fuck itself and I could have all the peanut butter.

[SkeleGnome]

Granted, but you are smothered in a sea of peanut butter while jelly fucks itself on your corpse.

I wish for a book on various species of sharks.

[Devilsfuge]

Here is a book on poolsharks than

I wish for a gun

[Secrios]

No ammo

To posses fat women and play with their folds!

[Devilsfuge]

You do so an to your shock find out its a guy

I wish a team of mercenaries

[Dahaka32]

Granted, but they are girl scouts selling cookies aka mercenaries(the cookies prices).

I wish for sharks with freakin' lasers on their freakin' heads.

[Boo Ghostie]

Granted, but it's too awesome you get a heart attack of awesomeness...

I wish for slavery in America

[Devilsfuge]

You are enslaved

I wish for Christmas to come early

[That Sprite]

You get nothing, good day sir.

I wish to have awesome drawing skills

[cpt.armadillo]

Granted, but you only can draw dildos

I wish I didn't fall for every girl I meet

[Dahaka32]

Granted, but now you will fall for every guy you meet.

I wish I could cook.

[Deathwing]

Granted, but it's so bad it makes people's digestive systems implode.

I wish I would transform into any creature I wished to be.

[Blackfire76]

Granted, but you can't transform back.

I wish for nothing.

[That Deer]

Granted.

I wish for a fish war.

[Deathwing]

Granted, but they evolve into level 100 Magikarp and splash each other.

I wish to jump into a Black Hole.

[Makrin]

Granted. Uh...yeah, I can't make that less pleasant for you.

I wish explorer.exe was not corrupted on my computer.

[cpt.armadillo]

[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;38671539]Granted. Uh...yeah, I can't make that less pleasant for you.

I wish explorer.exe was not corrupted on my computer.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but it still randomly displays fetish porn.

I wish this shit would get real

[wug]

Granted. The shit exists but everything else is fake and you spiral down into insanity knowing that everything except that log of fecal matter does not exist.

I wish maple syrup wouldn't soak into pancakes making them sopping wet and juicy

[That Deer]

Granted, but now it slides right off the pancakes.

I wish for more restful night sleeps.