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Granted. You are now in a coma. I wish I could travel to any video game world/universe [sp]Don't just kill me off, get creative with it[/sp]

Granted. You are one of the background characters that is only rendered for one small part of the game. You stand in a t pose for the rest of your life until that area is gone through again. I wish new things didn't get so dirty so fast.

Granted, but old things accumulate dirt at a rate that makes your cleaning irrelevant. I wish people respected me.

Granted; they respect your chubby thighs as you serve drinks in a strip club. I wish for a more "adventurous" Mario game in the style of Ghosts 'n' Goblins.

[QUOTE=ironman17;38677293]Granted; they respect your chubby thighs as you serve drinks in a strip club. I wish for a more "adventurous" Mario game in the style of Ghosts 'n' Goblins.[/QUOTE] Granted, but it's even harder than Ghosts 'n' Goblins and makes you play the game 3 times to get the ending. I wish for better study habits.

Done you lose your social life I wish to get A's in my upcoming tests

[QUOTE=coyote93;38680934]You will get an A` but everyone will be thinking you cheated. I want to get telekinetic powers.[/QUOTE] Granted, side effects include diarrhea and migraines you won't believe. I wish for a new color.

Sure, But it's so incomprehensible that your brain implodes. I want a pet fish.

You get a whale shark delivered to your doorstep, fish tank and water not included. I want Battlefront 3.

[QUOTE=kobalt;38685208]You get a whale shark delivered to your doorstep, fish tank and water not included. I want Battlefront 3.[/QUOTE] Granted, but it's a really shitty COD-style shooter with no storyline. I want MLG 1337 pro gaming skills.

Granted, but casuals surround you. I wish for a good night's rest without a coma.

Granted. You wake up in a tub full of ice with a kidney missing. I wish for all the unusuals in tf2.

Granted, but your steam account is disabled. I wish I could do something right for once.

Granted. Only the right side of your body is functional. I wish for insurmountable increments of currency

Granted. Your currency turns into poop after ten minutes of arrival. I wish for me to become death incarnate. Life is weak. Mortal. Fleeting. [B]FRAGILE.[/B]

Granted, but most of your job is paperwork and checking hourglasses in the warehouse. You accidentally flip one after knocking it off. Not as fun being Death, is it? I wish for laser beams.

Granted; the Courier shoots them at you and you turn to dust. I wish for gold.

Granted, but they give you horrid radiation poisoning. I wish I had mad pc game skeelz

Granted, you're now one of those "xXx[MLG]2Pr04U[MLG]420xXx" people. I wish it wasn't so damn hot outside.

Granted; it is now cold outside, and there's no kind of atmosphere. (you're all alone, more or less) I wish to fly far away from here. (fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun)

Granted, you fly directly into the sun and die, but at least you have fun doing it. I wish for a pet toaster.

fuck, ninja'd The toaster is too big and toasts your house and personal belongings. (Its shit I know :c) I wish to be fluent in Swedish!

Granted, but you live in Kazakhstan and can't move elsewhere do to financial problems, also you forget English. I wish that the color maroon disappeared.

Granted, it is now replaced with an even uglier color. I wish for the world not to (evidently) end on the 21st.

Granted, it ends on the 22nd at 12:01 GMT. I wish for some candy.

Granted, but they all taste like broccoli. I wish for a table.

Granted, but it has no legs.

[QUOTE=kobalt;38698585]Granted, but it has no legs.[/QUOTE] So it's not really a table, more of a... plank of wood. I wish for the ability to grow plants out of other people's ears.

[QUOTE=Dr. Ethan Asia;38701249]So it's not really a table, more of a... plank of wood. I wish for the ability to grow plants out of other people's ears.[/QUOTE] Granted, but they turn into conscious vines that viciously attack you. I wish that I didn't rip the box of my new board game I just got.

Granted, but the box then catches on fire and burns to ashes, all your hopes and memories of playing that one game are gone forever. As you watch the fire burn you can't help but feel, why did I go to corrupt-a-wish to fix my box. I wish for rain to be a common thing in Arizona.