Corrupt a wish!

[Spherithex]

Granted, but it's acid rain.

I wish that everything would be okay.

[Devilsfuge]

Everything looks okay but you know something is wrong.

I wish that I got one nights good sleep

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, you are now in a coma.

I wish for a Raspberry Pi.

[Y'all.]

granted, but you can't eat a mathematical concept. its raspberry flavoured, but for no reason.
i wish i was a faggot

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, you are now OP.

I wish everyone would be quiet for just one moment, to hear the rest of the world.

[Devilsfuge]

Its quiet..too quiet. Yup everyone's dead

I wish for a pokemon

[Makrin]

It's a grass type and Gary Oak has a fire type.

I wish my shower didn't take so long to warm up.

[Viero]

Granted, but it instantly heats to Devil's Piss hot.

I wish that Max wasn't an admin.

[The Worm]

Granted, but he's replaced by someone twice as awful.

I wish that I could photoshop life.

[spencecool]

Wish granted, but you only have the trial version

I wish my next wish isn't corrupted

[Viero]

Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything else, your wish is nullified.

I wish IPK would stop posting

[spencecool]

IPK stops posting, but he stopped posting slowly, NOW HIS POSTS ARE 3X

I wish I had a higher upload speed

[Viero]

Granted, but they end up corrupt.

I wish Dan would stop being boobies.

[spencecool]

Granted, but now boobies are Dan

I wish I had testinglol's sfm beta leak files

[ironman17]

Granted; but when you open them, you are warped to a sinking ship in the Pacific Ocean. Now you lie shipwrecked and comatose on a desert island.

I wish to drink some fresh mango juice, with goldfish shoals nipping at my toes. (fun fun fun, in the sun sun sun)

[Stonecycle]

Granted, but one of the goldfish bite your toe off. Your girlfriend, who so happened to have a foot fetish, is saddened with it and breaks up with you. Tough.

I wish I knew what mango juice tasted like.

[Spherithex]

Granted, but you become unhealthily addicted to it and you get arrested for beating a man up over a glass.

I wish for a time machine that doesn't work.

[ironman17]

Granted; it functions as a soul-destroyer that utterly annihilates your very existence.

I wish I could never get overweight, yet would never waste away from malnutrition.

[Stonecycle]

Granted. You contract an STD from a used needle at the doctor's.

I wish I had a santa hat.

[ARitz Cracker]

Granted, but it is now summer.

I wish I was loved.

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, you are loved by every serial killer everywhere.

I wish my friend would PICK UP HIS FUCKING PHONE!

[Spherithex]

Granted, but he drops it and it gets broken.

I wish that Steam Cloud didn't delete my Scribblenauts Unlimited data.

[Oskutin]

It deleted your account instead.

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Give me good diploma.

[Viero]

Granted, but you got it from the ITT Technical Institute.

I wish oskutin would finish a map.

[Oskutin]

Granted, but you'll have to wait until INFRA is finished.
[url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/infra[/url]

I wish i am rich (in euros).

[Stonecycle]

Granted, but you're under arrest for embezzlement.

I wish for some eggs.

[Makrin]

Granted, you get ten dozen rotten eggs dumped in your bedroom.

I wish I could make more sense of my thoughts.

[Viero]

But that's impossible!

I wish that I could get GTAIV mods on PS3

[QUOTE=oskutin;38733210]Granted, but you'll have to wait until INFRA is finished.
[url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/infra[/url]

I wish i am rich (in euros).[/QUOTE]

Huh, nice mod.

[Devilsfuge]

Granted you break you ps3 while modding it though

I wish to have the power to visit any game world I want and leave afterwards

[kobalt]

Granted but if you die in the game world you die.
I wish that everything I sit or sleep on is extremely comfy.