Granted but the things you sit on are radioactive and you will eventually die.
I wish I had a better idea for a wish.
Granted, but it's the only idea you ever think of.
I wish for everything that exists currently to cease it's existence.
Granted but that includes you,dumbass.You don't exist to enjoy everything else cease their own existences.
I wish for a Demoman.
Granted, he give you a whiff of the ole' brimstone.
I wish to get next week off.
your fired
I wish for a threatening corrupted wish
You are doomed to be a virgin [B]FOREVER![/B]
I wish to be invisible.
Granted, but the side effect is blindness.
I wish for three more wishes.
Granted, but all the wishes are corrupted and can't be used.
I wish that nothing bad happens and something good happens.
Granted, but it doesn't affect you.
I wish I had an Orange and Poppy-Seed Muffin.
[IMG]http://www.cakebox.com.au/muffins/orange_poppyseed_muffin.jpg[/IMG]
Granted, but only at a point in the past when you got one, and weren't aware that getting it was the result of a future wish to have had one.
I wish my Social Anxiety was gone and I got the girl of my dreams.
[editline]25th December 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;38964769]Granted. You and her live a very happy life. One day she comes home, and has a slight cough, but neither of you think very much of it. It progressively gets worse and worse. She also is losing energy, and is almost constantly tired. You decide that it is time you go visit a doctor. You get the diagnosis. Lung cancer. Inoperable. You and her are shaken by the news, but are hopeful. You're both strong. You can get through this. You know it will be quite expensive, but in the end, the treatment will make her better. It doesn't. She continues to get sicker and sicker, and the doctors don't now what else to do. Why is no one helping her? Why isn't she getting better? Finally, the doctors approach you. They tell you they have tried every last known option, but it's still getting worse. They suggest it's time she writes a will. She leaves everything to you, and you spend as much time with her as you possibly can, at her side at all times. She's becoming too sick to stay at home. Her time has come. You say your tearful goodbyes. She says she loves you, you say you love her too. Shortly after, she expires. This takes a heavy toll on you. You remain in a depressed state for weeks. Months. Years. You have turned to drugs and alcohol to drown your sorrows, paving the path towards your own inevitable death. The End.
I wish that story was more well written.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit.
Granted. You and her live a very happy life. One day she comes home, and has a slight cough, but neither of you think very much of it. It progressively gets worse and worse. She also is losing energy, and is almost constantly tired. You decide that it is time you go visit a doctor. You get the diagnosis. Lung cancer. Inoperable. You and her are shaken by the news, but are hopeful. You're both strong. You can get through this. You know it will be quite expensive, but in the end, the treatment will make her better. It doesn't. She continues to get sicker and sicker, and the doctors don't now what else to do. Why is no one helping her? Why isn't she getting better? Finally, the doctors approach you. They tell you they have tried every last known option, but it's still getting worse. They suggest it's time she writes a will. She leaves everything to you, and you spend as much time with her as you possibly can, at her side at all times. She's becoming too sick to stay at home. Her time has come. You say your tearful goodbyes. She says she loves you, you say you love her too. Shortly after, she expires. This takes a heavy toll on you. You remain in a depressed state for weeks. Months. Years. You have turned to drugs and alcohol to drown your sorrows, paving the path towards your own inevitable death. The End.
I wish that story was more well written.
It is written in a language you cant understand.
I wish this thread would continue.
this thread will continue, but with every post, you lose one more day off of your own lifespan.
i wish the neverhood would work on my computer.
It does, but only with Windows 95 installed on a virtual PC. Or possibly by fiddling with compatibility mode.
I wish I wasn't broke.
Granted but you can't spend money.
I wish I had some [URL="http://www.baconsalt.com/"]bacon salt[/URL].
you get some, but it tastes bad and you regret buying it.
i wish my hair was longer so i could braid it again.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;39262601]you get some, but it tastes bad and you regret buying it.
[/QUOTE]
Bacon Salt never tastes bad.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;39262601]i wish my hair was longer so i could braid it again.[/QUOTE]
Granted, it is as long as a train.
I wish for my family to realize that the Kinect is a horrible idea.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39262674]I wish for my family to realize that the Kinect is a horrible idea.[/QUOTE]
The kinect has been replaced with a nintendo powerglove.
I wish I looked good in hats.
you do, but you can only remove the hats using a shoehorn.
i wish i owned some hats.
They are all leather fedoras.
I wish I had a McFlurry machine.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;39263065]They are all leather fedoras.
I wish I had a McFlurry machine.[/QUOTE]
Granted. But it old broken one
I wish for to be in the future
Granted, you are one day from the destruction of the earth.
I with for a glass of milk.
Granted, but it is from your mother.
I wish I could go home.
Your home is Kansas.
I wish I could read people's minds.
you do, but you can only read their most disgusting thoughts.
i wish i knew why i chewed plastic.
[QUOTE=Sashaisme;39272567]you do, but you can only read their most disgusting thoughts.
[/QUOTE]
That's what I wanted!
You now know why you chew plastic.
I wish I could see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.
Granted, but the computer-generated lens flares from the commercials blind you. Fatally.
I wish Valve would pick up the Warhammer 40,000 rights.
Granted, but now in the year 40,000, there is only Hat.
I wish I lived in Canada.
Granted, you are now inside a walrus named Canada.
I wish for a pie.
Granted, but it's raisin flavored.
I wish that valve would release some information on Hl2 :Ep3
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