Corrupt a wish! - General - Facepunch Forum

Granted, but the information is regarding the cancellation of it. I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted, your dog eats it and dies. I wish that I could turn back time. 'cause now the guilt is all mine. Can't live without the trust from the ones you love.

Granted but you turn back too far and now you were never born. I wish I had a tech support job.

granted, but then you destroyed the entire network system and you got fired. I wish i had a vagina.

Granted, but you are brutally raped for the rest of your life. I wish I didn't snore.

Granted, but you cant breathe at night at all. I wish for a job.

Granted, you've been hired to restructure the United States' economy. I wish I could drive.

Granted, but you have to drive your family everywhere you go. I wish to be able to stop time.

Granted, but you freeze yourself in the process. I wish I had an apple pie.

granted but before you got the apple pie someone sticked there dick in it. I wish for a girlfriend

Granted but fugly and riddled with Stds. I wish for bacon

Granted, but you get turkey bacon. I wish I was black.

Granted, you are now in prison. I wish for some chocolate chip cookies.

granted but the cookie is coated with rat poop. i wish for mcdonalds

Granted. I wish I had the ability to control animals with my mind.

[QUOTE=kobalt;39352061]Granted. I wish I had the ability to control animals with my mind.[/QUOTE] you ruined it :( ----- Granted but the animals turned against you. I wish i had boobies.

Granted but they are flat. I wish to be able to dance.

Granted, you know all the moves but you can't use them. I wish my house was made out of gold

Granted, but then everyone in the neighborhood starts stealing chunks of your house. I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted, but your wish won't come true. I want to find the meaning of life.

Granted, it's written in American. Good luck translating. I wish I was a potato

you mold and grow weird ass eyes and no one wants you I wish I looked like the picture in my avatar.

Granted. It's permanent. I wish I could see clearly in the dark.

Granted, you can now fully see the monsters in your room. I wish I was a robot

Granted. You have no free will and are programmed to only feel painful emotions for eternity. I wish i owned canada, eh?

Canadian soil is the #1 known cause of pancreas cancer. I wish I had a delicious apple pie.

the apple pie is in your mother's vagina I wish i didn't have such an ugly avatar

granted, but your new avatar causes epilepsy I wish people on the Internet would start being more cordial and friendly to one another.

Granted, but then it ceases being interested. I wish for a Venom GT.

granted, but it doesn't work i wish this thread dies