Granted, but you kill yourself because you find no meaning in life
I wish for Zerokateo to contract severe syphilis
Granted, But somehow, you get it too.
I wish the voices in my head were gone.
[QUOTE=The Worm;37042961]Granted, but you kill yourself because you find no meaning in life
I wish for Zerokateo to contract severe syphilis[/QUOTE]
Granted but through means too explicit to mention you contract it as well
-- Edit: ninja'd and with the same corruption?!
Granted, but they are replaced with different, more sinister voices
I wish I could think of more wishes
-snip-
-snip- granted, but you're banned forever.
I wish for immortality.
[QUOTE=lemonade1950;37043762]Granted but through means too explicit to mention you contract it as well
-- Edit: ninja'd and with the same corruption?!
Granted, but they are replaced with different, more sinister voices
I wish I could think of more wishes[/QUOTE]
Granted, But you lose vision so now you can't share them
-Damn Ninjas-
Granted, But you age extremely fast, and by the age of 100, you lose will to live
I wish i could deep-throat myself.
Granted, but you would die the first time you did it.
I wish I could be like james holmes and not get arrested.
Granted but you get stabbed on your way home.
I wish for a free title and Gold membership.
Granted, But you're permabanned the next day.
I wish I could create black holes.
Granted, but you kill yourself in the process of making one.
I wish I could turn invisible.
Granted, but you are only as invisible as the spy.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you get sucked into a jet engine.
I wish I could touch a dinosaur.
Granted, but he shits in your mouth.
I wish I was a creeper.
Granted, but he calls the dino cops for molestation and you get raped in dino prison.
I wish I could eat wheat.
Granted, But you can't eat barley.
I wish i could blow myself.
Granted, but your dick shrinks the next day and you can no longer reach.
I wish i could play guitar.
[QUOTE=GoDLik3;37044349]Granted, but your dick shrinks the next day and you can no longer reach.
I wish i could play guitar.[/QUOTE]
That's depressing...
Granted, but you lose your fingers in a tragic accident.
Thanks for adding a wish to continue the thread.
I wish my Internet-savvy female thespian friend would finally share the feelings I have for her.
(Thespians are people who do theatre.)
Granted, but she dies after she does.
I wish for a new computer. and for everyone on facepunch to have 1 million dollars.
[QUOTE=Zerokateo;37045066]Granted, but she dies after she does.
I wish for a new computer. and for everyone on facepunch to have 1 million dollars.[/QUOTE]
OH Gawd D;
Granted, but you don't get 1 mil.
I wish facebook didn't exist.
Granted, but Twitter becomes infected with the cancer.
I wish for Windows 8 to be a catastrophe!
[QUOTE=Muggy;37045104]OH Gawd D;
Granted, but you don't get 1 mil.
I wish facebook didn't exist.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but... ah fuck it.
I don't wish for anything because muggy accepted my wish cause all i wanted was a new computer, i could've give a shit about a million dollars.
Granted, but you wish for something anyways.
I wish for Windows 8 to be a catastrophe (again!)
Granted, but you're forced to use it forever.
I wish for my head to explode.
Granted and everyone is happy.
I wish I was king of the universe and my subjects never rebelled and were all happy.
Granted, but you're wish was denied.
I wish for my head to be back.
Granted, but it explodes again.
I wish for a Dillon minigun!
Granted but it's been masterfully sabotaged to shoot backwards and into your pelvic region (assuming you're holding it there)
I wish I knew what m'lady's last words were.
Granted, but they were very vulgar and hate-filled towards you.
I wish I had the money to re-build my vintage motorcycle
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