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Granted, but it breaks down and you have to get everything repaired I wish for another wish. Edit: Fffffffffffff Ninja'd

granted, but you can only wish for your least favorite flavor of ice cream. i wish for a functional Venom GT

it is soaking wet in urine that cannot be cleaned off. everytime you sit down in the car your ass turns yellow i wish i had a fancy hat that could not get dirty, could not get broken, stolen, worn out, or could not melt.

Granted, but it has no sense of gravity so it floats off into space I wish I wasn't alive

Granted. I wish for the next user's wish to be granted.

Granted. I wish the above users wish was granted.

Granted, but because of the paradox, the universe spontaneously combusts, killing everything. I wish for a cancer cure.

granted but the cure kills the patient every time I wish I had a golden watch that could not get dirty, could not get broken, stolen, worn out, not melt, and never lose it's sense of gravitational pull towards earth.

Granted. It weighs a metric tonne. I wish I had a drink.

Granted, but it's filled with piss I wish i was a pretty princess

Granted, but you die within 3 days. I wish I could be the president.

Granted, you are JFK 1 hour before the assassination and there is nothing you can do. I wish I had a bowl of cereal.

Have a bowl with "milk" I wish to have some french fries

Granted, they are extremely rude and pretentious. They will not let you eat them. I wish for the ability to cook really well.

Granted, but you lose your hands. I wish for some coffee.

Granted but you burn your tongue and swear which causes people nearby to think you are rude. I wish tea didn't taste like shit.

(it doesn't to me i love the stuff) Granted but you have to eat shit with it. I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted and then with that wish I wish that I had the ability to switch between super powers (kinda like mega man)

That's 2 wishes in a row buddy, you're under arrest. I wish for the Tasmanian Tiger to come back from extinction.

Granted, but they all have rabies. I wish I had a nice DeLorean.

Granted, but it's made of human flesh, and has developed sentience and a hatred aimed specifically at you. I wish for about a tree-fitteh.

You get a dollar. I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

Granted, you are now a slightly taller ball with a girl who looks good, too bad you stay in her closet most of the time. I wish for new forms of life to be discovered outside our solar system.

Orks, xenomorphs, and a race of space rapists are discovered to be moving into this planet. Your house, specifically. I wish for a bag of chips.

Granted, but the bag of chips has a surprise Chestburster inside. I wish for a beard like Gabe Newell's.

Granted, but you get attacked with a russian gay porn virus. I wish I was a professional actor.

Granted, but you're bought by Disney and are forced to be Wookie with a cheesy Goofy Han Solo hybrid in "Disney's Star Wars: Episode VII - Mickey's Space House Sandwhich Playtime" I wish I could see people's lifespan

Granted, but you watch your parents' lives. You were an accident. I wish I had the power to control space and time. I had the power of unlimited do overs

Granted, but the devil sneaks up behind you and tickles you. You lose your ability to do over, and the universe is now populated by useless, quivering bag of flesh. I wish for a pet Xenomorph.

Granted, It offers you oral-rape and next thing you know that its dead. So are you in the following seconds.

You didn't wish so you don't get anything. I wish to be able to walk on the sun.