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Okay, but it burns you. I wish that this wish can't be corrupted.

Granted, but you can't speak. I wish for the user below me to dance to death.

You'll get 10, but Stasi forces you to live rest of your life in one. Give me KGB skills :v:

Okay, you now know how to make the Killing Gloves of Boxing. I wish to have a pie.

The pie violently fists you to death. I wish for some bread.

Granted, but it's one of those flukes that gets a rat baked into it. I wish for a decent Half-Life movie.

Granted, but gordon will be played by gabe. I wish I could eat concrete.

Granted, you can only eat concrete. I wish to be able to bathe in lava.

Granted, you can bathe in a tub full of Lava soap bars. I wish for a McChicken.

Granted, it kills you. I wish I didn't have this fucking summer flu!

Granted. You have a worse flu instead. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 days because world leaders decide to use the time to launch a sneak attack and begin WW3. I wish Beavus and Butthead lived down the street from me.

Granted but they annoy you to the point of suicide. I wish for some coffee.

Granted. Tasty Latte Macchiato gets spilled all over your skin. I wish for AMD to be better than Intel.

Granted, but the box weighs two metric tons and you are forced to eat the whole thing in one sitting. I wish I had a beautiful baby kitten named Snuggles.

Granted. It becomes big as fuck shortly after, makes you a slave and calls you "Fuckles". I wish for S.T.A.L.K.E.R. to become the best game ever.

Granted. But you are terrible at the game. I wish for a pet snail named fluffy.

Granted, but Fluffy gets sent to snail boarding school and gets bullied to death by all the bigger more athletic snails. You spiral into depression and develop a crippling drug addiction. I wish for all earthly knowledge.

Granted. But with this knowledge you realize how much of a failure you are as a human being. Then you go into a deep depression and hire a ninja assassin named Black Lightning to kill you. But due to you being a failure it wasnt really a ninja, he was a gay pornstar and thought you were paying him to rape you. He succeeds. I wish I could have free legal weed for life.

Granted. You overdose it and die the best death. I wish for catgirls to become real.

Granted, but it isn't marijuana. You can have fun smoking the weeds in your lawn I wish I was a pterodactyl.

Granted, but you are extinct. I wish Steam would bring back /me.

Granted but you were born the day before all the dinosaurs died. I wish a nigga would.

Granted, A nigga did. You are shanked. Granted, Steam goes out of business. I wish I wish I was a fish.

Granted but you are allergic to water. I wish I had a pet noodle.

Granted, it rapes you every night. I wish I was invincible and had zero downfalls.

Granted but no one loves you. I wish I could ;alkdf a

Granted, you become your wish of staying in a coma for 100 years not aging, when you wake up, all your family and friends are dead. I wish for a flamethrower.

too damn bad

i wish hooker would just come out of the closet already