Corrupt a wish!

[hooker]

I wish jdawg would admit that his father molested him when he was younger

[Lolx0rz]

Granted, they all smell.

I wish to not be throwing up.

[Foxconn]

Granted, but you'll have some bloody diarrhea instead.

I wish for all FP mods to live a happy life without stress and full of money.

[DDmaster]

Granted, but they'll have a dildo stuck up there ass and be dicks on the internet.

I wish I could travel in time.

[HeyZeus960]

Granted, but you can only travel back to before the earth was formed and you're stuck in space.

I wish for a new best friend.

[Moustacheman]

Granted, your friends with Hitler now.

I wish buttpoop

[hooker]

Granted, go check your underwear.

I wish no buttpoop

[SilverSpectrum]

[QUOTE=hooker;39581701]I wish no buttpoop[/QUOTE]
Granted,
but you now pee out of your ass, and shit out of your penis.
[sp]That would hurt.[/sp]
I wish for the developers of Terraria to release updates again.

[WhiteHusky]

Granted.
Germany invades the game now.
Nazis ery'where.

[Moustacheman]

Granted, the Nazis hate you specifically.

I wish for more wishes.

[SilverSpectrum]

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39582174]Granted, the Nazis hate you specifically.

I wish for more wishes.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but they'll all be corrupted anyways.
I wish for a new Mortal Kombat.

[WhiteHusky]

-Ninjaed!-

[Moustacheman]

The ponies fist you violently.

I wish for a duck.

[SilverSpectrum]

[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39582208]I wish for a duck.[/QUOTE]
Granted, but it dies a week after.
Better spend as much time as you can with it.
I wish for an endless supply of Jones soda.

[Lordgeorge16]

Granted, you drown in your endless supply of Jones Soda within an hour.

I wish I had better control over my dreams, so I can force away nightmares before they occur.

[Lolx0rz]

You already do.

I wish for every video game release to come out on every platform.

[Bordey]

Granted, from now on all games released will come out on absolutely all platforms. No games will ever be released though. None.

I wish that my internet wouldn't lag so much.

[Lolx0rz]

Granted but you cant use any form of computer.

I wish for some chicken salted chips... Mmmmm.

[J. F. Christ]

Granted, they're in the store for $2,99

I wish to always be extremely happy no matter what

[Pr0fane]

You're [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0uQkvdsDLs"]this dog[/URL]

I wish to have unlimited wishes.

[hooker]

Granted, but every time you wish you one of your 5 senses.

I wish for the perfect day.

[red_pharoah]

Granted but you die next day

I wish I was in the college of my choosing

[hooker]

Granted, a school shooting occurs and you're the first to get shot.

I wish for some ice cold nuka cola quantum.

[GmanIsJoker]

Granted, but a Nuka Cola collector spots you drinking it, shoots your ballsack and absconds with the bottle.

I wish that I could teleport anywhere in the world.

[wizu]

Granted, you accidently think of space.
You are dead. The End.

I wish for an XLMP Novasurge.

[Lolx0rz]

You have no ammo for it.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[brottymon]

Granted, but you can never get comfortable.

I wish that I could eat as much food as I wanted.

[Lolx0rz]

Granted but now the world smells like rotting meat.

I wish to be able to jump higher than a house.

[HeyZeus960]

Granted, but you jump so high that you accidentally end up in outer space.

I wish I had an iPhone.

[FlounderBox]

Granted, but it puts you $10,000 in debt. Not including the service plan, warranty, and apps.

I wish I was the eternal butt slave to the devil.